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[bat19]

I will only stand when there is 360 degree audio of thunderous applause, celebrating the fact that I remembered my password. Onto the fun, I guess...

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: A really tired joke from the early 90's that I shot in the ear. The chunky part of the ear, not that thin part that you can't feel anything in. By the way, the real answer is a frog in a blender.
What is funny about frogs or blenders? Or dead babies for that matter? Notice how it was always the strange loser kid who made dead baby jokes that grow up doing the best for themselves, starting companies and doing extreme sports, that kind of thing. Bull spunk (ewwwww)....

Boosch

Kangaroo forces are here at last. They would have been here sooner but the ocean was on fire. It wasn't blocking their voyage, they just thought it looked cool and everyone knows how cool fire on top of water is.

Wasn't there some scientist who invented some machine that shot radio waves onto water and made it combustible, like oil? Food for the pennies falling out of your thought containers.

Bye