Bee fail Options

[Reidar]

"T. spinipes will attack in swarms when they feel the nest is threatened. They cannot sting, and their bite is not very effective. Their main weapon against predatory animals (including people) is to get themselves entangled in the victim's hair and buzz loudly."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigona_spinipes

Lol, I bet they cry while they do it, too. I sure wouldn't want to run into a hive of them after I'd spent 10 minutes liberally applying hair gel and styling my do. These pansies aren't tough enough to be in a breast pump commercial without spraining a fallopian tube.

I notice there isn't any non-Latin colloquial name for them in English so maybe they can be called CB bees. Hohoho, I kid, you meatlings.