Got stopped by the coppers tonight, No, this is not one of my (all true, btw) stories |
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 Apr 30 2010, 08:12 AM
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 Vae Victis  Group: Official Member Posts: 1,424 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227  |
Well, this morning. At about 3:15 AM.
"Excuse me...would you mind showing some identification?" "Sure." "Hmm...so what kind of vehicle are you driving tonight?" "No vehicle. I'm walking." "Oh...well, the reason I asked is because a guy wanted for a felony around here jumped in a white van and took off from us." "Wow. What a wuss." "Uh...well, he was wearing dark clothing and you..." He trails off and indicates at my dark blue UCLA hoodie and black jogging pants. Struggling to hide my beam of pride at the compliment of being mistaken for a wanted felon, I ask, "Oh, when did this happen?" His partner behind him: "Like...three minutes ago." First cop: "Well, sorry to bother you. Keep an eye out for anything suspicious, will ya?" "Affirmative. Once we locate the criminal scum they will be destroyed." I hold a clenched fist up. "Uh...haha, just call the police, please." "Right." As I walk off I can't help but be infuriated at this needless middle-man bullshit. Goddamn bureaucracy...why can't I just kill on sight? Images of a frustrated Callahan from Dirty Harry swirl in my head and I decide right then and there that I can't afford to wait around for the higher-ups if I find myself in the heat of action. Hostages could be killed while our forces are sitting on our asses waiting for the most meager of permissions to get the OK on things. F*ck that. On the way home I run across a skunk. I get in a battle stance and it just lazily waddles off. Even the animals in this town are pussies. /rant |
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Apr 30 2010, 05:16 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
glad you got that out of your system
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Apr 30 2010, 06:19 PM
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 Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
Beastly. Not gonna lie though that skunk would have dominated you.
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Apr 30 2010, 06:39 PM
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Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,424 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
QUOTE(hypnotique @ Apr 30 2010, 05:16 PM)  glad you got that out of your system To be clear, all of this actually happened. Christ, I made things difficult for myself on here with all of those stories from last year. |
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Apr 30 2010, 07:14 PM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
i believe
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Apr 30 2010, 07:20 PM
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 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
QUOTE(ArjunaCapulong @ Apr 30 2010, 07:14 PM) i believe |
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Apr 30 2010, 09:22 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(serotonin @ Apr 30, 2010, 7:20 PM) QUOTE(ArjunaCapulong @ Apr 30 2010, 05:14 PM) i believe p.s. oh snaps you attend UCLA? Oh herros from a Socal. 
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Apr 30 2010, 09:34 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 523,843 |
I'll fight you.
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May 1 2010, 05:34 AM
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Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,424 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
Nah, I actually go to SJSU. So Nor Cal.
"Pow Pow Punishment 1:06 pm He asked for some ID and then said the reason he stopped me is because some guy wanted for a felony jumped in a white van and took off a few minutes prior George T 1:06 pm (1:06:29 PM): haha, right, so then he got out and started walking around town in broad daylight George T 1:06 pm (1:06:40 PM): i swear, the LGPD [Los Gatos Police Department] has absolutely nothing to do" F*cking seriously. |
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