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 Jun 28 2004, 07:53 PM
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 fREsh from HK  Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,649  |
haha.. i just read the red neck 1's cuz pplz say im a red neck..
 neways.. i love funni quotes  ... there the BEST!!  yea so here's sum of mine and then there b sum ov urs.. ltr it'll b a whole chain.. YEAH!!  QUOTE 1. "everytime i go to the doctors, they give me a jacket, a straight one, and it makes me feel special because i get to hug myself." 2. [librarian] "shhhhhhhhh" the librarian 1.. just 4get it.. its sumthin my friends made up.. if u get it its funni yea..  funni ma?? so keep ur comments and quotes cumin and ill keep mine cumin.. YEAH!!
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Jun 28 2004, 08:17 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
um...seriously, i don't get it, i read it twice..
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Jul 4 2004, 09:19 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Jun 28 2004, 8:17 PM) um...seriously, i don't get it, i read it twice.. i'll second that.. |
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Jul 4 2004, 09:21 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
QUOTE(x3_kelly @ Jul 4 2004, 7:19 PM) i'll second that.. I third it but..meh. "Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but you're the only one who can feel its warmth." |
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Jul 7 2004, 01:22 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
give more examples. were all confused
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Jul 7 2004, 08:37 AM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
QUOTE I third it but..meh. i fourth that 
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Jul 7 2004, 11:25 PM
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 Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
you might be a redneck if somebody says "say no to crack" and you pull your pants up
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Jul 10 2004, 05:29 PM
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fREsh from HK Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,649 |
the library is a place to "make-out" or "XXX" so the librarian goes "shhh / shush"
cuz theyre' so loud... dont wrry if ya dont get it.. it was a spare the moment thing.. i miss my fans.. 
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Jul 10 2004, 05:40 PM
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 i`m tOo secksie fOr mai shirt Group: Member Posts: 129 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,650 |
QUOTE(v@por @ Jul 7 2004, 11:25 PM) you might be a redneck if somebody says "say no to crack" and you pull your pants up i always say that when someones got a little trouser cleavage showing...heh |
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Jul 10 2004, 05:41 PM
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 NO WAI! R u Srs? Group: Member Posts: 1,264 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,094 |
QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Jul 4 2004, 9:21 PM) I third it but..meh. "Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but you're the only one who can feel its warmth." HAHAHAHA thats soo funnny. This quote was better than the second one on the top. |
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Jul 10 2004, 07:01 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Jun 29 2004, 10:17 AM) um...seriously, i don't get it, i read it twice.. i agree.... |
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Jul 11 2004, 06:10 PM
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fREsh from HK Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,649 |
HAY!! stop dissin me..
 j/k QUOTE "Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but you're the only one who can feel its warmth." HAHAHAHA!!
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Jul 11 2004, 06:15 PM
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 Dark Lord of McCandless Group: Member Posts: 2,226 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,761 |
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here... this is the war room!"
--Dr. Strangelove "In Soviet Russia, if they let another party come into existence, they would still be a one party state, because everyone would join the other party." --Ronald Reagan |
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Jul 12 2004, 11:53 PM
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 [SheRRi_BeRRi] Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,454 |
QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Jul 4 2004, 9:21 PM) I third it but..meh. "Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but you're the only one who can feel its warmth." thats one of my favorites! my friend told me that and i was cracking up! |
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Jul 21 2004, 06:29 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 126 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,447 |
QUOTE(kyuubi319 @ Jul 7 2004, 8:37 AM) i fourth that i fifth that *confuzzled* |
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Jul 24 2004, 09:27 AM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
i don't get it...someone explain
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Jul 24 2004, 09:31 AM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Jul 4 2004, 9:21 PM) "Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but you're the only one who can feel its warmth." heh i know that one  thats funnyand i understood the librarian thing.,...cuz thats all they steriotypically say... |
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