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funnier heaven interview
likeachild
post Jul 8 2004, 04:50 PM
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It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartement when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!" St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 09:31 PM
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Aaaah ha ha
 
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post Jul 9 2004, 11:31 AM
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lmao poor naked dude..
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 02:21 PM
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haha! thats so funny laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 02:33 PM
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ahhh those two first guys died for no reason sad.gif

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lmao poor naked dude..


he was the cheater!!
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 03:06 PM
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Heh...that guy shouldn't have died.
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 09:12 PM
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Oh my!
Poor guy who was doing aerobics!
But at least he got into Heaven...
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post Jul 12 2004, 10:21 PM
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Hahahaha
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 11:05 PM
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haha thats a knee-slapper
 
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post Jul 13 2004, 02:20 AM
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hahaha lmao man thats funni
 
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post Jul 13 2004, 07:05 AM
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hahahaha, i lyk this one! poor innocent dude dat twisted his ankle... aaww poor guy
 
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post Jul 13 2004, 09:50 AM
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That makes me wanna stop hiding my my fridge naked.
 
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post Jul 13 2004, 07:42 PM
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QUOTE(Yemmerz @ Jul 13 2004, 9:50 AM)
That makes me wanna stop hiding my my fridge naked.

haha funny

i remember there was a topic about the wierdest thing you found in your refrigerator...
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 05:38 AM
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omg haha i laughed so hard
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 05:59 AM
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lol. ive heard it before but still funny all tha same. i feel most sorry for tha aerobics man.....
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 04:33 PM
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hahaha thats one the funniest jokes ive heard
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 06:33 PM
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HAHAHAHHA. ohmy lols, ive heard something like this before.
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 08:44 PM
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hahahahahaha! that's funny!
-- poor aerobics guy and refrigerator dude. sad.gif
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 02:43 PM
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haha i started reading it and then i realized that id seen it before but kept on cause its so damn funny
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 03:35 PM
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haha, that's funny. poor aerobics guy...
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 04:30 PM
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QUOTE(linke3 @ Jul 22 2004, 3:35 PM)
haha, that's funny. poor aerobics guy...

haha yeah

but why would a naked guy hide in someone's refrigerator? huh.gif
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 04:34 PM
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lol this is sorta old but still funny
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 04:57 PM
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lmfao laugh.gif
 
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thats funny its not like other jokes where you know what going to happen
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 11:32 PM
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HAHAHAHAAHHHA
omg how funny!
..... im glad heavens not like THAT..
haha
 
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