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Buying Groceries
charanjust4yu
post Apr 22 2005, 09:32 PM
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The story goes that there was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady
got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store...

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What were you thinking?

HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!
 

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charanjust4yu   Buying Groceries   Apr 22 2005, 09:32 PM
Chaos13   OMG! that was hilarious!! lol! nic...   Apr 22 2005, 09:46 PM
FoOd   Dang, you fooled me.   Apr 22 2005, 09:50 PM
jnukes   ahhhh nice nice nice .. =]   Apr 22 2005, 10:09 PM
xbr0kensmil3   LMAO! i forgot the guy speaked english. LOL go...   Apr 22 2005, 10:42 PM
x3__iGiVEup   at first i was fooled, but as i was scrolling down...   Apr 23 2005, 08:40 AM
mona lisa   Oooh, good one! =]   Apr 23 2005, 09:57 AM
imsofargone711   haha good one u got me!   Apr 23 2005, 09:59 AM
Hiphop d[-_-]b   ahaha damn that was good i was like GASP. i was al...   Apr 23 2005, 10:56 AM
anubis   QUOTE(hiphop junkie @ Apr 23 2005, 9:56 AM)ah...   Jul 17 2005, 04:41 AM
dahding   lol, u got me there. nice one.   Apr 23 2005, 01:56 PM
Rachel is love   Meh, funny I suppose   Apr 23 2005, 02:29 PM
tresa1992   AHahhaha, that's good. That one got me really ...   Apr 23 2005, 08:51 PM
toodlepops.   Harhar, that's really good.   Apr 23 2005, 10:32 PM
bab3egurl8o5   Woah...I didnt expect that. funny   Apr 24 2005, 12:53 AM
gladz612   haaaaaa.... funnie..   Apr 24 2005, 01:04 AM
dahalfkoreanstyl   once our minds go in the gutter, its hard to get o...   Apr 24 2005, 09:00 AM
Cake.   haha wow, that got me.   Apr 24 2005, 09:41 AM
Shortiiex   woah..lol   Apr 24 2005, 10:01 AM
chaneun   har har good one. you tricked me :(   Apr 25 2005, 03:59 PM
cocoalightning27   That made me smile....:)   Apr 25 2005, 07:24 PM
aznxdreamer   um...of course...i knew that.   Apr 25 2005, 07:34 PM
ROARxD   LOLS; omgsh got me laughing.   May 2 2005, 05:20 PM
belg   LOL! good one!   May 3 2005, 07:11 AM
iNyCxShoRT   ahaha that one got me cracking up xD   May 3 2005, 05:34 PM
D4rkf4m3   haha nice one   May 5 2005, 05:44 PM
elmogurly   lol. that was funny. that asian lady sure is fin...   Jul 3 2005, 10:30 PM
yellowgurl   i heard it before cept it was chicken wings, thigh...   Jul 7 2005, 11:59 PM
laxumaster8   ha. lol...you fooled me! nice...thanks for sha...   Jul 8 2005, 12:01 AM
Bobblehead425   haha!!! i thot she would pull his pant...   Jul 12 2005, 02:14 PM
SillyCourtney   Ahahahaha. Good one. That one actually got me.   Jul 13 2005, 09:56 PM
b0st0ngrl   Haha, that made me laugh..:D   Jul 13 2005, 10:02 PM
Teesa   haha, that got me, too!   Jul 18 2005, 04:44 PM
Paradox of Life   AHAHAHA. That's hilarious. If you didn't g...   Jul 18 2005, 04:53 PM


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