pissed in my bed :(, so sad |
 Feb 9 2010, 12:14 AM
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i pissed my bed last night. not even joking. it was wet and hot.
i was sleepin, and then suddenly i was stricken with fear. and my dick went NUTS. urine went EVERYWHERE. i didnt even move, i was lyke. "is this forreal?". it was like 12:00PM! then i just got up, and checked the internet to see if i had a tumor. cause in my mind, piss self equals = tumor. internet said if you drink alot before going to bed your brain does not put the signal to ur uretha er sumthin. so no tumor. and i went back to bed. ever pissed the bed recently? |
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AngryBaby pissed in my bed :( Feb 9 2010, 12:14 AM
Mikeplyts Not really, bro. Haven't done that since I was... Feb 9 2010, 12:22 AM AngryBaby u think ur cooler then me motherf*cker? Feb 9 2010, 12:23 AM Mikeplyts Do you? Feb 9 2010, 12:25 AM AngryBaby hm, well you do have those red eyes i've alway... Feb 9 2010, 12:27 AM
Mikeplyts QUOTE(AngryBaby @ Feb 9 2010, 02:27 AM) h... Feb 9 2010, 12:35 AM ArjunaCapulong i'm happy 4 u Feb 9 2010, 12:30 AM gojira QUOTE(ArjunaCapulong @ Feb 9 2010, 12:30 ... Feb 9 2010, 12:35 AM AngryBaby you dont even know juna i wish you were there to t... Feb 9 2010, 12:32 AM AngryBaby are your red eyes due to the fact that your are mo... Feb 9 2010, 12:36 AM Mikeplyts No, I just got really bad pink eye. Feb 9 2010, 12:38 AM AngryBaby ah bad pussy.
wanna be friends? Feb 9 2010, 12:42 AM Mikeplyts Like on Jersey Shore, amirite?
As long as you d... Feb 9 2010, 12:45 AM AngryBaby k, cant make any promises.
lets get some wings. ... Feb 9 2010, 12:45 AM Mikeplyts Wings killed my goldfish. But yeah, sure, I'm ... Feb 9 2010, 12:48 AM AngryBaby sorry bout ur goldfish brah. had a goldfish once n... Feb 9 2010, 12:51 AM Mikeplyts It's cool. Mine was named Charlie. He always b... Feb 9 2010, 12:54 AM AngryBaby QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Feb 9 2010, 01:54 AM) I... Feb 9 2010, 12:57 AM brooklyneast05 damn what is this a new bromance in the making Feb 9 2010, 12:55 AM doughnut QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Feb 9 2010, 01:55 ... Feb 9 2010, 04:30 AM Mikeplyts Where's your title, JC? Feb 9 2010, 12:57 AM Mikeplyts I remember my first day at PetCo with Charlie; nin... Feb 9 2010, 12:58 AM AngryBaby yeah some are a bit n*ggerish. gotta domesicate th... Feb 9 2010, 01:00 AM Mikeplyts True, true. I've never seen a black goldfish, ... Feb 9 2010, 01:04 AM AngryBaby ahh you ate it tho right? Feb 9 2010, 01:17 AM Mikeplyts QUOTE(AngryBaby @ Feb 9 2010, 03:17 AM) a... Feb 9 2010, 03:56 PM karmakiller good thing you didn't have a lady in your bed.... Feb 9 2010, 01:20 AM kryogenix QUOTE(karmakiller @ Feb 9 2010, 01:20 AM)... Feb 9 2010, 02:40 AM IWontRapeYou QUOTE(karmakiller @ Feb 9 2010, 12:20 AM)... Feb 9 2010, 09:23 PM Tung why would he have a dude on in his bed in the firs... Feb 9 2010, 03:34 AM ChocolateExplosion QUOTE(AngryBaby @ Feb 8 2010, 11:14 PM) i... Feb 9 2010, 01:21 PM smash lmao @ all of this. Feb 9 2010, 09:22 PM ChocolateExplosion ^ i'm gonna pull some strings and hook you up ... Feb 9 2010, 11:04 PM IWontRapeYou QUOTE(ChocolateExplosion @ Feb 9 2010, 10... Feb 9 2010, 11:34 PM smash lol Feb 9 2010, 11:14 PM  |
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