I may be a donor for a liver transplant in the near future Options

[Reidar]

A friend of mine was diagnosed with cirrhosis today, a form (though also a consequence from depending on your distinction of the definition) of liver disease. She was told she will need a transplant and that she'd be 150th on the list in her county, which basically translates to forever. So by my offering I may be acting in place as a living donor.

What this means is that my liver rules. People just can't get enough of it. It's so badass that after a portion of it is extirpated for the operation it'll regenerate within a matter of weeks to full size at no loss to me.

No actual pictures but here's an artist's interpretation of my liver.

Overall I'm pretty excited about the prospect of promoting the strength of my internal organs. With my organs inhabiting the bodies of others I will have more and more satellite hosts under my sphere of influence. And yes, this is real (her condition anyways, but it can be reversed sometimes or she may move up in line on getting a full liver transplant based on the severity of her condition, so my contribution isn't set in stone [but one can hope]).

Bless us, Dear Leader
Our Father, our saviour
Show your guiding face in the sky
The eternal sun of the People's Republic



Dear Leader is a compassionate organ who wishes to cry tears of joy for His people and their revolution, but heroes shed no tears.