Things real men use Options

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First, technology.
A real man's favorite phone is the Droid.
A real man's favorite browser is Mozilla Minefield.
A real man's favorite operating system is Debian GNU/Linux.
A real man's favorite video game is Unreal Tournament 2004.
a REAL MAN'S FAVORITE KEY IS CAPS LOCK.
A real man's favorite Photoshop version is CS2.
A real man's favorite computer case is the CM Stacker 830 SE
A real man's favorite monitor is the 24 inch Sony CRT.
A real man's favorite speakers are the Logitech G51.

Animals.
A real man's favorite dog is the Husky.
A real man's favorite cat is the Russian Blue.
A real man's favorite bird is the Crossbill.

Household.
A real man's favorite deodorant is Axe Dry
A real man's favorite toothpaste is Colgate regular paste.
A real man's favorite razor is the Gillette Mach 3 Fusion

Traditional games and sports.
A real man's favorite board game is Risk.
A real man's favorite card game is Blackjack.
A real man's favorite tabletop game is Warhammer 40k
A real man's favorite sport is Hockey.

Porn/sex.
A real man's favorite fetish is bondage.
A real man's favorite porn genre is hentai.
A real man's favorite ass is pretty much any one I have saved.

Internet.
A real man's favorite website is Cracked.com
A real man's favorite traditional forum is Facepunch Studios.
A real man's favorite imageboard is 4chan.
A real man's favorite board is /g/.
A real man's favorite chat protocol is IRC.
A real man's favorite IRC server is synirc.

Cars.
A real man's favorite vehicle class is Muscle cars.
A real man's favorite car is the 1966 Ford 427 Shelby.
A real man's favorite truck is the Ford F350.

Music.
A real man's favorite genre is EDM.
A real man's favorite artist/group is Justice.
A real man's favorite song is DoTA by Basshunter.


A real man's favorite hobby is adding to this list. If I agree, I'll add it. If I disagree, I'll say "no fuck you"

Added by fake men.
A real man's favorite torrent host website is ThePirateBay.
Real men take it in the butt.