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 Jan 2 2010, 11:50 PM
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Hello CreateBlog.
I got a PayPal, and I would like some money for it. I am a Jew and I like money very much, honestly. I don't want to lie and say that my parents are dead and that I don't have cancer. Just a few dollars would be nice. It's not much. It's the least you can do after all the years of ridicule and hate. If I will be completely honest, if I am given 2.99$ or more I most likely buy a custom mousepad. In case you are interested, there is a very large thread on the poplar website facepunch.com filled with happy customers who bought the same, said mousepad. Also, the reason I say most likely, is because in the even that I am unable to spend said money, or I change my mind on which direction my money is spent, I don't want to be liar. Thank you for your time. -Sincerely Joseph You can send money using the following email: josephbc95@gmail.com Please enjoy this photo of me with my dog, taken for this special occasion. Also, incase you were wondering the hat is covering some bad acne on my forehead, and with a little money I will be able to afford treatment for it. Ok, the not being able to afford it was a lie, but I do have acne on my forehead, and one large zit on my cheek as you can see. |
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Jan 3 2010, 12:13 AM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
I'd need to be more persuaded, or intimated, to complete such a task.
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Jan 3 2010, 12:13 AM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
Get a job.
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Jan 3 2010, 12:25 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
QUOTE(karmakiller @ Jan 2 2010, 11:13 PM)  Get a job. I would if I could. I really want a job but i'm not old enough... |
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Jan 3 2010, 12:26 AM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
old trick is old.
i mean....  ............... 
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Jan 3 2010, 12:27 AM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
i'm pretty sure nobody is gonna give you money like they did with tung.
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Jan 3 2010, 12:29 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
What if I post newds?
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Jan 3 2010, 12:29 AM
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 Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
QUOTE(Maccabee @ Jan 2 2010, 11:25 PM) I would if I could. I really want a job but i'm not old enough... CoeHoe there are 8 year olds making Nikes right now. Go join them. |
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Jan 3 2010, 12:31 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jan 2 2010, 11:29 PM) CoeHoe there are 8 year olds making Nikes right now. Go join them. I would if I could. But I live in America. |
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Jan 3 2010, 12:41 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Aug 2009 Member No: 742,635 |
QUOTE(Maccabee @ Jan 3 2010, 12:25 AM) I would if I could. I really want a job but i'm not old enough... ANYBODY can get a job. |
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Jan 3 2010, 12:42 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
QUOTE(shawtiegotem @ Jan 2 2010, 11:41 PM) ANYBODY can get a job. At 16. Correct. I'm 14. |
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Jan 3 2010, 12:45 AM
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DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
I was working when I was 14.
Maybe you should go cut people's lawns or work construction or something. |
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Jan 3 2010, 12:55 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
I do, dog sit, but business is low right now. And all my rich neighbors just pay mexicans to cut their lawns. And my parents don't give me money. No one has give me any money...
I just want two dollars! |
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Jan 3 2010, 12:57 AM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
Looks like prostitution is your only option.
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Jan 3 2010, 12:57 AM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
collect like 40 cans and you get $2.
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Jan 3 2010, 12:58 AM
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DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 2 2010, 11:57 PM) Looks like prostitution is your only option. Business will probably be low, just like every other money making option. Pickpocket? |
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Jan 3 2010, 12:59 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
QUOTE(karmakiller @ Jan 2 2010, 11:58 PM) Business will probably be low, just like every other money making option. Pickpocket? I would love to be a pickpocket, living in england in the 30's. QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 2 2010, 11:57 PM) Looks like prostitution is your only option. wheres that custom mousepad thread on facepunch? Also, all the proceedings, will be donated. Also, should I test my luck and post this on facepunch, or will that get me banned? |
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Jan 3 2010, 01:14 AM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
Depends on where you post it. It will get you banned in GD. It will get you spammed/assf*cked in OIFY. You might be able to get away with it in fast threads, but the mods in that section are pretty nazi.
Maybe The Endgame, but you wouldn't have the proper permissions to get in there. I don't know where the thread is, but here is the link to the site that had them: http://www.artsnow.com/promote/details.aspx I'm banned on FP until saturday so I can't do any searches. |
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Jan 3 2010, 01:18 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
Lol. Shouldn't have spammed you foo.
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Jan 3 2010, 01:30 AM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
Nearly everyone who posted in the thread got banned. Dragon decided to cull people following the rules of the thread.
The thread was meant to be the fastest auto-lock ever (aka everyone posting as rapidly as possible, post content optional), and it succeeded. I got a "2000 get" and got banned for it. |
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Jan 3 2010, 02:18 AM
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 poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
go work the corner you lazy son of a bitch.
-sincerely Natalie |
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Jan 3 2010, 02:37 AM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
Now this is a story, all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside-down, And I'd like to take a minute, So just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In West Philadelphia, born and raised, On the playground is where Ii spent most of my days Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys, who were up to no good, Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!' I begged and pleeded with day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me and my She gave me a kiss And then she gave me my ticket I put my Walkman on and said 'Might as well kick it!' First class Yo this is bad Drinkin orange juice out of a champaine glass Is this what the people in Bel-Air livin like? Hmm...this might be alright But wait I hear the prissy, Bushwa and all that Is this the kind of place that they just send this cool cat? i don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air! Well I, The plane landed and when I came out There was a dude,looked like a cop, standin there with my name out I ain't tryin to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness and like lightening dissappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'Fresh' And had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, homes to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes, smell ya later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there! To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air! |
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Jan 3 2010, 02:52 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
Still no money.
Jerks. |
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Jan 3 2010, 02:54 AM
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poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
QUOTE(Maccabee @ Jan 3 2010, 02:52 AM) Still no money. Jerks. QUOTE(Tomates @ Jan 3 2010, 02:18 AM) go work the corner you lazy son of a bitch.
-sincerely Natalie |
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Jan 3 2010, 02:55 AM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,142 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 514,926 |
It would have had to be more heartfelt, or simply asking without lying. Sorry, no thomas moneyz for you. :P
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