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post Jan 6 2010, 05:10 PM
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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to \
| execute a job? A: Four, three to hold |
\ it down, and one to rip its head off. /
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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay
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/ You are sick, twisted and perverted. I \
\ like that in a person.                 /
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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Q: What is the difference between Texas \
\ and yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.      /
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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay
_____________________
< You should go home. >
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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Your fly might be open (but don't check \
\ it just now).                           /
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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay
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/ You are dishonest, but never to the \
\ point of hurting a friend.          /
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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Excellent time to become a missing \
\ person.                            /
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This cow is mean to me.

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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowthink
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( You have a reputation for being        )
( thoroughly reliable and trustworthy. A )
( pity that it's totally undeserved.     )
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He even thinks mean things.
 

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itanium   Fortune   Jan 6 2010, 05:10 PM
Beenly   try having cyber with it   Jan 6 2010, 09:23 PM
mipadi   CODEfera-imp-60 ~ $ fortune | cowsay _______...   Jan 7 2010, 09:24 AM


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