My nieces drew pictures of me Options

[Reidar]

But why are kids so bad at drawing?

This is from the youngest one, age 5. The boobs on my arms are supposed to be muscles.

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I think she should be an artist for Konami's Silent Hill team when she grows up because that looks like something I'd facefist after it came up to me in a dark alley while vibrating and making seal noises (like those aborted dinosaur fetuses in the second game, I loved kicking those).

This is from the older one, age 6. They call me Batman because that's what I told them my name was when they met me. Kids aren't very smart because the real Batman doesn't live in an apartment in the Bay Area.

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No idea why I'm driving a potato over fire. Maybe someone should teach her that human beings drive cars (also potatoes don't have wheels).


Now compare that to my self-portrait:

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Granted, some of it is a little skewed because the huge poster sheet wouldn't fit in my scanner so I had to scan in different sections and then put them together in Paint. But I have to say mine's way better and more realistic.