Sexist jokes. |
 Nov 4 2009, 11:15 PM
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why is helen keller a bad driver? she's a woman.
wanna hear a joke? women's rights. why are women's feet so small? so they can stand closer to the sink. I love these jokes. my grandad tells me a lot. lol. go. |
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Nov 5 2009, 03:41 PM
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these are lame..
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Nov 5 2009, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE(Beenly @ Nov 5 2009, 02:41 PM)  these are lame.. You wouldn't say this if someone else had posted it. Just the usual JCP hate going around. |
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Nov 5 2009, 04:33 PM
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I posted that first one somewhere, stop stealing my Helen Keller jokes.
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Nov 5 2009, 04:53 PM
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QUOTE(serotonin @ Nov 5 2009, 02:32 PM) You wouldn't say this if someone else had posted it. Just the usual JCP hate going around. No, I'm just saying they're lame. I think you're the one assuming things. |
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Nov 6 2009, 10:14 AM
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QUOTE(jcp @ Nov 4 2009, 11:15 PM) why is helen keller a bad driver? she's a woman. wanna hear a joke? women's rights. why are women's feet so small? so they can stand closer to the sink. I love these jokes. my grandad tells me a lot. lol. go. These are pretty lame, rude even. but I mean I'm a girl so it would be weird for me to be overjoyed. The dumbest one was the one about Helen Keller. The woman was blind, but she did more then a man could ever do with eight eyes, a map and his own dick. Lay off.  |
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Nov 6 2009, 10:25 AM
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QUOTE(Tamed @ Nov 6 2009, 11:14 PM) The woman was blind, but she did more then a man could ever do with eight eyes, a map and his own dick hahahahhaa  i dont know what to say about these jokes, i mean i could always say want to hear a joke? joseph cohen. |
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Nov 6 2009, 01:06 PM
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QUOTE(doughnut @ Nov 6 2009, 10:25 AM) joseph cohen. who's joseph cohen? |
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Nov 6 2009, 01:20 PM
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why don't women need umbrellas or watches?
it doesn't rain between the kitchen and then bedroom and there's a clock on the microwave |
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Nov 6 2009, 01:56 PM
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QUOTE(Tamed @ Nov 6 2009, 10:14 AM) These are pretty lame, rude even. but I mean I'm a girl so it would be weird for me to be overjoyed. The dumbest one was the one about Helen Keller. The woman was blind, but she did more then a man could ever do with eight eyes, a map and his own dick. Lay off. Ah, swapping one form of sexism for another. I see what you did there. |
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Nov 6 2009, 03:01 PM
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lol^
I was reading a book for class, made in the 19th century that called woman lines, and they have to stay in the houes, and if they sneeze the world blows up. good book. |
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Nov 6 2009, 03:40 PM
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^ Wow, I wonder how many awards that book won.
 Lets just put it this way. Both sexes can't survive without each other. End of discussion. |
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Nov 6 2009, 04:14 PM
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QUOTE(Beenly @ Nov 6 2009, 02:40 PM) ^ Wow, I wonder how many awards that book won. then why do you like men? Lets just put it this way. Both sexes can't survive without each other. End of discussion. |
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Nov 6 2009, 04:34 PM
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None it should be opened when she brings it to you What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? You hit her |
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Nov 6 2009, 04:50 PM
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Haha, those were hilarious.
and beans, this isnt a thread about sexist people. just sexist jokes. lighten up a little. Why did the woman cross the road? Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!? Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning yet |
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Nov 6 2009, 10:36 PM
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QUOTE(deadmellotron @ Nov 6 2009, 09:30 PM) Props to you for the Helen Keller joke! :D QUOTE(itanium @ Nov 5 2009, 03:33 PM) I posted that first one somewhere, stop stealing my Helen Keller jokes. blanquot |
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Nov 6 2009, 10:45 PM
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You did not make up that joke.
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Nov 6 2009, 10:47 PM
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Nope, but I posted it way before you.
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Nov 6 2009, 10:49 PM
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Nov 7 2009, 12:44 AM
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MOAR PLZ
I am enjoying them immensely. |
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Nov 7 2009, 01:21 AM
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What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her. How is a woman like a laxative? They both irritate the crap out of you. Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove. Why dont women have a penis? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. |
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Nov 7 2009, 10:58 AM
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joseph, that's 3 jokes you've told that have already been told.
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Nov 7 2009, 02:36 PM
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learn to read.
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Nov 7 2009, 03:08 PM
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QUOTE(itanium @ Nov 5 2009, 03:33 PM) I posted that first one somewhere, stop stealing my Helen Keller jokes. QUOTE(rnicron @ Nov 6 2009, 12:20 PM) why don't women need umbrellas or watches? it doesn't rain between the kitchen and then bedroom and there's a clock on the microwave QUOTE(jcp @ Nov 7 2009, 12:21 AM) Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove. QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Nov 6 2009, 03:34 PM) How many men does it take to open a beer? None it should be opened when she brings it to you What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? You hit her QUOTE(jcp @ Nov 7 2009, 12:21 AM) What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? You hit her. fail |
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Nov 7 2009, 04:01 PM
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thats 1.
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