Girls (suck)., And boobies (are hawt). Options

[HeartOfPandora]

Girls suck. Lots of them (not all, but lots) are so bitchy and whiny and omgloljk all the time about everything, not to mention petty! Why the f*ck do we like them?!

Personally, I like a calm girl who knows how to think rationally and doesn't explode with RAWRWRATH (or omgcrycryemocut) if things aren't perfect or something goes wrong. Someone who can take care of herself and get way crazy (in the good way) at times. Also, a girl who can keep herself in tiptop shape, because it's über sexy. But definitely the boobs. Not too big, not too small. Perky, mid B cup, om nom nom. Ever seen DD titties irl? Eeew...I promise you, even with pushup bras, they're saggy by like age 18. T-T

Side question, why do girls wear sweatpants slippers and trashy sweaters to school, but then do their makeup and curl their hair and accessorise with shiny things?! IT'S NOT CLASSY. IT LOOKS STUPID. I've never done that shit, and I never will tbh. Do you even find this attractive? I lose a little bit of respect for girls who do this.

With all those stupid girls out there (and icky boobies), why aren't we all just attracted to men or asexual or shit like that?! Discuss.