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 Jul 13 2004, 08:17 PM
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Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."
So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, ‘intelligence'?" The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!" The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand." |
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Jul 13 2004, 10:41 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
 OMG lol 
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Jul 13 2004, 11:04 PM
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roflmbo thats hilarious
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Jul 14 2004, 02:24 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha lmao man those guys r realli dumb
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Jul 14 2004, 06:12 AM
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 Wow, i dont know whats going on... Group: Member Posts: 1,439 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,977 |
so many dumb people,in the world
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Jul 14 2004, 12:05 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lol.. what losers..
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Jul 14 2004, 04:31 PM
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 hi-diddily-ho neighbor Group: Member Posts: 107 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 457 |
lmao. how stupid can you get?
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Jul 15 2004, 06:18 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,627 |
haha...stupid pple...hehe
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Jul 16 2004, 10:24 PM
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OMG! OUCH!
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Jul 17 2004, 05:36 PM
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Senior Member. Group: Member Posts: 3,619 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,940 |
OMG! They're so stupid! WTF!
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