My parents dont like my sarcasm..., ...during serious times but... Options

[Maccabee]

I couldn't resist. My parents asked me to write an apology note, because I recently got in trouble for playing with fire at my school. It is only going to my parents. I wrote it in 60 seconds but they probably think I'm still working on it. I do this kind of stuff a lot. When ever my parents get angry at me I laugh, which is really embarrassing. i just always find it funny when people try to make me feel an emotion. No one can control my emotions.

The note:

I shouldn't set things on fire because I could burn people or things causing danger to health or damage to expensive objects, not to mention the mental trauma that follows the mental trauma that follows watching a house or person burn to the ground! I will not set and person or thing on fire again. I apologize for my actions and will learn from my mistakes. -Sincerely, your pyromaniac son, Joseph.

I'm gonna give it to them and I'll tell you what happens.

This is meant to be humorous. If you don't find it funny there is no need to tell me.