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post Aug 9 2009, 02:57 PM
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*Most of the information was stolen from other threads or users, or I found it

None of these, as far as I know, have shipping & handling. I also tried to pick stuff with some quality. Be sure to read where these are available

Helpful hint: If you need an e-mail but don't want to use your own, use remote e-mail services like Guerrilla Mail or 10 Minute Mail.

LISTEN UP LISTEN UP LISTEN UP: Just because you put in your information correctly doesn't mean you'll get it. Some of these items will have delivery guys waiting for you. Some of them will drop them at the wrong house. Some might not even deliver at all. Don't be disappointed if you don't recieve anything; these are FREE items. Don't expect them to arrive in a week. People have gotten their items after 6 months, you could wait even longer.

If you think you're going to get in trouble for ordering something, will get spam mail or anything else harmful, don't order! This is your choice to order or to not order them!

Oh, and one more thing. If I put "Works 100%!" on them, that means I have seen people who ordered and received their items.

Free Walking Cane
http://www.nfb.org/freecane/forms.asp
Available in: USA
Catch: You have to be blind.

10 Free Customizable Business Cards Works 10000%! (Because everybody I know who ordered them got them.)
http://www.moo.com/en/products/sample.php
Available in: Everywhere.
Catch: Adds a small watermark to bottom of the cards.

Free Menopause Survival Kit (what?) Works 100%!
http://www.menopauserx.com/eznewsletter/signup.php
Available in: USA
Catch: Teeny bit of a survey about your menopause.

Free Cellphone Case
http://celltonica.com/gift.php
Available in: Everywhere?
Catch: None *Note, you don't have to enter your cell phone provider/contacts

Free Postcards Works 100%!
http://www.4by6.com/sample-kit
Available in: USA
Catch: None, but not customizable.

Free Boxes Works 100%!
https://www.prioritymail.com/
Available in: USA
Catch: None.

Free 'Tree of Life' Darwin Poster Works 100%!
https://css2.open.ac.uk/outis/1alight/(S(3e...?CATCODE=OZKTOL
Available in: UK, Ireland *Note: I received a tip from a neckbeard that if you check Ireland and set your regular address, they'll send it to Irelend then Ireland will send it to you
Catch: None.

Free Notepad & Pen
http://www.competitivesociety.com/notepad.html
Available in: USA, Canada, UK, New Zealand, Ireland, Australia, Germany
Catch: None

Free Condom Works 100%!
http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/FreeSample.aspx
Available in: USA
Catch: None

Free Polishing Cloths
http://www.totallyfreecrap.com/Archive/2009/jun/polish.htm
Available in: USA, Canada
Catch: None.

Free PETA Stickers Works 100%!
http://www.petakids.com/free_stickers.asp
Available in: Everywhere
Catch: Must hate Obama's mass fly genocide act.

Free Surgical Mask
http://www.totallyfreecrap.com/Archive/2009/may/flu.htm
Available in: USA
Catch: None

Free Hat
http://www.totallyfreecrap.com/Archive/2009/mar/cap.htm
Available in: USA
Catch: Be an HVAC contractor (Use a fake name if you're not.)

Free Mousepad Works 100%!
http://www.totallyfreecrap.com/Archive/2009/mar/mouse.htm
Available in: USA, Canada, Australia, UK
Catch: None

Free 'Anatomy' Poster
http://www.totallyfreecrap.com/Archive/2009/jan/poster.htm
Available in: Everywhere (?)
Catch: None

Free Art of Ironing DVD Works 100%!
http://www.artofironing.com/free_dvd.php
Available in: USA
Catch: None

Free Wiimote Jackets Works 100%!
http://www.nintendo.com/consumer/jacket/jacketrequest.jsp
Available in: USA, Canada
Catch: Should probably own a Wii unless you want to shove them up your ass or something.

Free 'An Inconvenient Truth' Works 100%!
http://sharethetruth.us/free/
Available in: Everywhere
Catch: It goes to your local library. :v:

Free Global 10 Min. Calling Card
http://www.callingcards.com/montelshow/
Available in: USA
Catch: None

Free TriPro Hat
http://www.betterfairways.com/offer.html
Available in: Everywhere
Catch: None

Free Anti-Hangover Drugs
http://www.drinkinmate.com/_FreeSample.cfm
Available in: USA
Catch: None, but have fun ingesting a mysterious free pill!

Free Sexual Lubricant
http://www.kyintrigue.com/kyintrigue/intri...mple.jsp#sample
Available in: USA
Catch: None

Free NRA Membership (1 Year) Works 100%!
https://www.nrahq.org/nrabonus/accept-membership.asp
Available in: USA
Catch: None

Free Piano Buyers Guide Works 100%!
https://www.pianobuyersguide.com.au/freeguide/
Available in: Australia
Catch: None.

Free Million Dollar Bill
http://www.freemilliondollarbills.com/
Available in: Everywhere
Catch: It's not real.

Free Knife
http://www.totallyfreecrap.com/Archive/2009/jun/knife.htm
Available in: Everywhere
Catch: None.

Free Guitar Poster
http://www.gretschstore.com/freeposter/
Available in: Everywhere (?)
Catch: None.

Free ShamWow
http://www.avoniablue.com/offer5_entry.php
Available in: USA
Catch: None

Free Tape Measure/Measuring Tape
http://www.totallyfreecrap.com/Archive/2009/jul/tape.htm
Available in: Everywhere
Catch: None

Free Fitness DVD
http://www.larryscott.com/bio/potbelly.cfm
Available in: USA
Catch: None

Free Gloves
http://showusyourgloves.com/Default.aspx
Available in: USA
Catch: Not cool kick ass fingerless motorcycle gloves with blood stains.

Free Mystery Women Products
https://www.stayfree.com/wm
Available in: USA
Catch: You don't know what you're going to get. Maybe a bomb, maybe a tampon. WHO KNOWS?

Free Tampon
http://instoresnow.walmart.com/enhancedren...ektid73994.aspx
Available in: USA
Catch: Should probably be a girl/have a girlfriend. Otherwise, you probably have a problem.

Free 1 GB SD Card Works 100%!
http://fastcamerastore.com/index.php?main_page=page_2
Available in: Everywhere
Catch: None

Free Honey Nut Cheerios Sample Works 100%!
http://sample.nonchallenge.com/HNCFY10/Default.aspx
Available in: USA

Free CubeBix T-Shirt Works 100%!
http://www.cubebix.com/giveaway.html
Available in: USA, Canada, UK
Catch: Looks kind of shifty, and it's a compressed shirt so you have to soak it in cold water for an hour before it becomes all cool.

Free 128 MB USB Works 100%!
http://www.toshiba.com/taec/adinfo/mcm/index.jsp
Available in: Everywhere?
Catch: You have to get a free sample of a Multi-Cop Module. They look pretty neat, at least.

Free EMI Shielding Sample Kit
http://www.hollandshielding.com/requestform.php
Available in: Everywhere
Catch: None, but I have no idea what it is.


Free impregnation: Works 99%
http://arjunacapulong.com
Available in: Indiana
Catch: Must be female (or good looking male)

Free food:
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=212277

Free games:
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=240167

Free software:
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=241331

Free smarties:
call +41 21 924 2111 or 1-800-225-2270
Available in: Europe, South Africa, South-East Asia, Canada, and Australasia. Maybe everywhere, but these things are only sold in those locations.
catch: Say there were no red smarties in your box.


Please contribute and I'll see if I can add it to the first post.

Hey: They won't disclose your info. Read their F.A.Q.s. If you really feel like you're going to get spam mail, don't order one or use your friend's address and get it from him when it comes in.


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Reason for edit: Sorry, changed "shit" to "stuff". We're letting this thread continue, but be cool. Do NOT spam.
 
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Simba
post Aug 9 2009, 03:00 PM
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megathread wooooooo
 
kryogenix
post Aug 9 2009, 03:13 PM
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Free impregnation:
http://arjunacapulong.com
Available in: Indiana
Catch: Must be female (or good looking male)
 
Jeng
post Aug 9 2009, 03:40 PM
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LOL @ ARJUNA ONE LOL

iz thiz legit lyke 4 realz?
 
Simba
post Aug 9 2009, 03:42 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Aug 9 2009, 04:13 PM) *
Free impregnation:
http://arjunacapulong.com
Available in: Indiana
Catch: Must be female (or good looking male)
laugh.gif GO AWAYYYYY
 
Mikeplyts
post Aug 9 2009, 03:43 PM
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Uh, did you really get all of that stuff CJ? O_O
 
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post Aug 9 2009, 03:49 PM
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Damn me for not being blind. sad.gif
 
Mikeplyts
post Aug 9 2009, 03:51 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots.
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^Would have been awesome, huh.
 
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post Aug 9 2009, 03:54 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Aug 9 2009, 01:13 PM) *
Free impregnation:
http://arjunacapulong.com
Available in: Indiana
Catch: Must be female (or good looking male)

WIN. LOL.
 
heyo-captain-jac...
post Aug 9 2009, 03:56 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Aug 9 2009, 03:13 PM) *
Free impregnation:
http://arjunacapulong.com
Available in: Indiana
Catch: Must be female (or good looking male)

added to op

QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Aug 9 2009, 03:43 PM) *
Uh, did you really get all of that stuff CJ? O_O

If it's up there, I've either ordered it, gotten it, or know someone who has gotten it.
 
Maccabee
post Aug 9 2009, 03:57 PM
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Im getting the free flash drives.
And I think ill send the condom to the neighbors house and get it when it comes. Or I could just send condoms to everyone in the neighborhood! haha.
 
Mikeplyts
post Aug 9 2009, 04:04 PM
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LOLOL, 99%
 
Maccabee
post Aug 9 2009, 04:17 PM
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I sent a 1gb SD card to the house im living in now and the house im moving to in a week, so I should get two! You put 100% next to it. Have you done it? And did you proceed to receive piles of junk mail?
 
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post Aug 9 2009, 04:29 PM
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I haven't received any junk mail from the crap I've ordered.

Keep in mind, you may not get this shit for a month.
 
superstitious
post Aug 9 2009, 04:54 PM
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Ok. Fine line with advertising, but I'm all for getting good deals so it's ok to keep this open. Please don't spam it up though.
 
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post Aug 9 2009, 04:56 PM
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^ Well I kind of saw it like the "free Food" topic, you know? So I figured it was okay.
 
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post Aug 9 2009, 05:00 PM
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QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 9 2009, 04:56 PM) *
^ Well I kind of saw it like the "free Food" topic, you know? So I figured it was okay.

That's where I got the idea for the topic. I'm going to link to it in OP.
 
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post Aug 9 2009, 05:04 PM
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BEST THING EVER:

i can't do it anymore since i'm vegan but you should...

call up the nestle company and complain that there were no red smarties
in the box you just bought.
my friends and i did it a billion times. they always send out a another package of smarties for you.
 
superstitious
post Aug 9 2009, 05:06 PM
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It's fine. Just stay on topic. :)
 
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post Aug 9 2009, 05:12 PM
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QUOTE(-DressYourEyelids- @ Aug 9 2009, 05:04 PM) *
BEST THING EVER:

i can't do it anymore since i'm vegan but you should...

call up the nestle company and complain that there were no red smarties
in the box you just bought.
my friends and i did it a billion times. they always send out a another package of smarties for you.

Added to OP.
 
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post Aug 9 2009, 09:27 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Aug 9 2009, 02:13 PM) *
Free impregnation:
http://arjunacapulong.com
Available in: Indiana
Catch: Must be female (or good looking male)


this was great lol, shifty.gif
 
Maccabee
post Aug 9 2009, 09:49 PM
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It's more like sharing resources! So if this stuff works, ill get two 1 gb sd cards and 3 256mb flash drives.
 
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post Aug 16 2009, 06:22 PM
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I kinda feel like this should be pinned somewhere, even though I haven't used this at all
 
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post Aug 16 2009, 07:37 PM
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i iz finally a-gonna gets a-pregnant.
 
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^^ lolz
 

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