My life is Average |
My life is Average |
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![]() poison ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 ![]() |
From the people who brought you FML now bring you MLIA
examples QUOTE Today I was typing random letters on my blackberry. I dropped it when I went outside, and when I picked it up the letters read "Owooowwww" I apologized to my blackberry. MLIA QUOTE Today my locker buddy and I figured out how to use a singing card to make our locker play Star Wars theme song when we open it. This year might not be bad after all. MLIA QUOTE Today, I went to the dentist. I was wearing a shirt that said, "Flossin'...Aint Just For Gangstas." My dentist smiled at me and then proceeded to unbutton his white coat and reveal the exact same shirt. I love my dentist! MLIA QUOTE Today while walking down a random aisle at Target, I heard my 5 year-old say "I'd hit that!" My 8 year-old immediately responded, "I'd hit that too!" The 5 year-old giggled, "I bet Daddy would hit that real hard." My curiosity peaked I turned to see what they were talking about. It was a pinata. They were right - I would hit it. MLIA QUOTE Today, in class my teacher got angry at the class and yelled out "stop" then out of reflex I yelled back "hammer time" and my teacher applauded me for fast thinking, MLIA This site makes me incredibly happy |
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![]() Pocketful of Sunshine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 ![]() |
I got tired of those sites after a while.
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![]() Tick tock, Bill ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 ![]() |
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 18,173 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,478 ![]() |
I got tired of those sites after a while. ![]() I stopped visiting fmylife months ago, but a lot of entries on MLIA make me smile, especially the ones related to Harry Potter. Ditto. I have far more fun having stumbleuponathons. I love my StumbleUpon add-on, haha. So good for when I'm bored, but don't want to get off the computer just yet. |
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![]() Tick tock, Bill ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 ![]() |
I stopped visiting fmylife months ago, but a lot of entries on MLIA make me smile, especially the ones related to Harry Potter. I love my StumbleUpon add-on, haha. So good for when I'm bored, but don't want to get off the computer just yet. How else would you stumble upon creepy vintage ads? |
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![]() poison ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 ![]() |
I stopped visiting fmylife months ago, but a lot of entries on MLIA make me smile, especially the ones related to Harry Potter. Today, I went to my high school orientation.I was pretty disappointed that I was going to a different school than my best friend, until I realized our school colours. Mine are Red and Gold, while hers are Blue and Bronze. Now our dreams of having a Hogwarts battle can come to life. MLIA. 8D |
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 820 Joined: Jun 2009 Member No: 733,315 ![]() |
I got a boner in class. No one noticed. MLIA
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 ![]() |
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 820 Joined: Jun 2009 Member No: 733,315 ![]() |
yeah, but that was someone else, i just C+P, said it was submitted by some guy named tungmehard
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