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 Nov 10 2009, 04:42 AM
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 Vae Victis  Group: Official Member Posts: 1,422 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227  |
My wrist was recently giving me problems on heavy exercises. Wrapping it up and taking plenty of fish oil has seem to done the trick for it, but just to be safe I decided to buy a glucosamine-chondroitin-MSM supplement for extra joint cartilage reinforcement, "Animal Flex". Whoa, that like totally appeals to my rebellious nature. I demand my proprietary joint powder to be representative of what I'm all about. But as I was reading the nutritional info, I couldn't help but notice:
Other ingredients: shark cartilage Wow, maybe I scoffed too soon. I'm sure that's some filler additive that you don't want to find in your pills, but f*ck that. That rules. So with this as my inspiration I designed my own product in Microsoft Paint (this is 100% free hand, you propagandist dogs). And don't ****ing move this to Art. I want people to be attracted by the sales pitch. If this is moved then you've only admitted defeat by way of my casual Paint scribbles being qualified enough for that. |
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Nov 10 2009, 06:08 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
i like it. ive always thought the t-rex had terribly small arms but now you had just made them look so much stronger and attractive. thanks
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Nov 10 2009, 06:25 AM
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Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,422 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
Oh yeah, don't even get me started on that. Paleontology has completely ruined the image of dinosaurs lately in the name of "accuracy" (what the hell is this) and I have a lot of great ideas for improvements. The problem is finding scientists smart enough to use them.
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Nov 10 2009, 08:52 AM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
Oh how i miss billy mays.....
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Nov 10 2009, 10:31 AM
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 Keep going...or be left behind. Group: Member Posts: 300 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 623,863 |
to much time on your hands bro...way to much time...
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Nov 10 2009, 11:07 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
Mind if I tweet(advertise) this to about 600 people? So epic. Where can I buy it?
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Nov 10 2009, 03:54 PM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(Reidar @ Nov 10 2009, 08:25 AM)  (what the hell is this) Gay dinosaur? But yeah, Joint X, really does work. It's true, you heard it from me, and I guarantee I am not an actor nor an ignorant person that uses sarcasm and "spammy" content in his posts. |
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Nov 10 2009, 05:45 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Administrator Posts: 8,629 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 498,468 |
Hahaha I love how the shark has legs. And very muscular ones, too. I think you should add some color to your ad.
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Nov 10 2009, 11:17 PM
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Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,422 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
QUOTE(manny-the-dino @ Nov 10 2009, 05:45 PM) Hahaha I love how the shark has legs. And very muscular ones, too. I think you should add some color to your ad. Gee, thanks. Now it just looks unrealistic. |
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Nov 11 2009, 12:05 AM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
^ Looks like a flower. The color targets a completely different crowd.
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Nov 11 2009, 12:18 AM
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Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,422 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
Blame manny, not me.
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Nov 11 2009, 12:46 AM
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Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,422 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
Don't goad me into doing something I didn't particularly want to do in the first place and then whine when the result is less than satisfying, because you're the one taking artistic liberties there. Also if that's what a flower looks like to you then your garden probably needs to be shaved.
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Nov 11 2009, 02:57 AM
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Senior Member Group: Administrator Posts: 8,629 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 498,468 |
QUOTE(Reidar @ Nov 10 2009, 08:17 PM) Gee, thanks. Now it just looks unrealistic. LOL well hey, at least now we know it looks better in black and white. |
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Nov 17 2009, 11:28 PM
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 Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 29 |
wow look at dem quads
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Nov 18 2009, 07:42 AM
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Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,422 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
Thanks, I used a mirror for reference.
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