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 Aug 12 2004, 02:41 AM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job".
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his slutty daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it" 
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Aug 12 2004, 02:45 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
LMFAO THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!
LOL "YEA WELL U STARTED IT" LMFAO |
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Aug 12 2004, 02:47 AM
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 03.21.00 <3 LaTe 637 Group: Member Posts: 744 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,890 |
LOL, that's really really really funny...
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Aug 12 2004, 03:22 AM
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 Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...? Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659 |
Aww, that's cold lol, if i ever get a job at a welfare office I'll have to use that
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Aug 12 2004, 03:25 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
i don't get it. man..i'm really slow today
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Aug 12 2004, 05:15 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
I don't get it either...
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Aug 12 2004, 09:41 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
lols damn girl you got jokes
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Aug 12 2004, 10:14 AM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
LOL hahaha funny
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Aug 12 2004, 11:13 AM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
I dont get it :(
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Aug 12 2004, 01:05 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LMAO, that wuz so funny!
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Aug 12 2004, 03:44 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
LMAO. Great joke.
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Aug 12 2004, 07:36 PM
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hahahahahahaha
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