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 Aug 12 2004, 02:58 AM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money, think we are only after their money. The handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money are pigs. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money, and thank GOD are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE! The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN? |
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Aug 12 2004, 03:03 AM
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 Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...? Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659 |
QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Aug 12 2004, 3:58 AM) The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money, and thank GOD are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE! *sigh*, unfortunately, this is me  ...oh, well, better than the other kinds 
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Aug 12 2004, 03:05 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
yea me too... dito wit aj
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Aug 12 2004, 03:30 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
and they call girls confusing. yah right
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Aug 12 2004, 05:13 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
ah this is so true =X
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Aug 12 2004, 10:18 AM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao i should post this on xanga haha ill get so many complaints
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Aug 12 2004, 12:15 PM
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 ::Purrr:: Group: Member Posts: 99 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,825 |
lol...funnies
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Aug 12 2004, 12:33 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
QUOTE The handsome and nice men are gay. so true ladies most guys that dress good and are nice are usually gay *shakes head* what a a shame 
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Aug 12 2004, 12:33 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LMAO, that's true.
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Aug 12 2004, 02:58 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
hmm yea
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Aug 12 2004, 03:00 PM
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 aint the world lovely? Group: Member Posts: 228 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,602 |
haha i love that! and its sadly true too
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Aug 12 2004, 03:04 PM
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heh....bein shy sucks
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Aug 12 2004, 03:06 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
guys are sooo confusing...... and hot and nice guys are gay it's sad.............grr
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Aug 12 2004, 09:41 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Aug 12 2004, 2:58 AM) The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. And they think we're shallow.
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Aug 13 2004, 12:34 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
sooo true!!!
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Aug 13 2004, 12:56 AM
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QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Aug 12 2004, 2:58 AM) The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money, and thank GOD are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE! lmao, i got screwed over twice cause of this lol |
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Aug 13 2004, 03:20 AM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
heheh TRUE!
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Aug 13 2004, 04:30 AM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
LMFAO that sounds like a korean saying...
its soo true 
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Aug 13 2004, 10:38 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
lmao... true, true...
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