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 Jul 30 2009, 05:29 PM
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 I'm Jc  Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556  |
well i had to make a new thread since TJ ruined my last one. we're starting over.
i've decided to be the self proclaimed relationship expert of createblog's relationship forum. if you need advice, just post your problem here and i will guide you through your trouble waters and relationship hurdles. NOTICE: don't ask me about mr. compatibility. this thread isn't mr. compatibility. if you have a problem with mr. compatibility's production speed then go find someone else to be him. i'll do it when i want to and i won't when i don't. this is Dr.  , don't get the two confused
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Jul 30 2009, 05:31 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,142 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 514,926 |
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Jul 30 2009, 06:29 PM)  well i had to make a new thread since TJ ruined my last one. we're starting over. i've decided to be the self proclaimed relationship expert of createblog's relationship forum. if you need advice, just post your problem here and i will guide you through your trouble waters and relationship hurdles. NOTICE: don't ask me about mr. compatibility. this thread isn't mr. compatibility. if you have a problem with mr. compatibility's production speed then go find someone else to be him. i'll do it when i want to and i won't when i don't. this is Dr. , don't get the two confusedWhat are your credentials? |
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Jul 30 2009, 05:32 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
well. i've counseled tj and natalia. i basically hooked up tung and abbey. i have a bromance.
oh yeah and i've been in a long term relationship for the most part since i was 17. i can lend you the advice you need to make your love connection work. |
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Jul 30 2009, 05:45 PM
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 kthxbai Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,832 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 621,203 |
Everytime I ask for advice you just insult me
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Jul 30 2009, 05:46 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
yeah when did you ask me about relationship advice?
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Jul 30 2009, 06:17 PM
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 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
i got a problem
it ain't goin good my girl ain't doin her things she used to do |
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Jul 30 2009, 06:19 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
three words: slap a bitch
no, just kidding, dr doesn't promote domestic violence. what is she not doin that she used to do
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Jul 30 2009, 06:20 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 523,843 |
The person I like doesnt seem to appreciate all the effort I put into watching them as they sleep outside their window. Help?
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Jul 30 2009, 06:22 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(fire @ Jul 30 2009, 06:20 PM) The person I like doesnt seem to appreciate all the effort I put into watching them as they sleep outside their window. Help? don't waste your time. just drop them and find someone who appreciates your stalker ways more. |
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Jul 30 2009, 09:02 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Head Staff Posts: 18,173 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,478 |
I'm in TJ's harem and he won't loan me out. What am I supposed to do if I can't earn him money? He won't let me leave, either. I'm trapped. :(
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Jul 30 2009, 09:19 PM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
my broYe
how could she be so heartless |
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Jul 30 2009, 11:23 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,454 Joined: Nov 2008 Member No: 696,018 |
Dear Dr.
For a while now, I have been hopelessly pining over my summer class teacher, mainly because I think he's cute and want to screw his super cute, post-hipster-but-still-wearing-hipster-glasses, indie music listening, old enough to be a problem but not too old to be an impossibility self until we both can't see straight. You see, it started off as a deep physical attraction that was fun and exciting, yet controllable all at the same time since I knew that he had a wife and possibly even children. However, the moment I decided to back off, he stops wearing his wedding ring and starts getting uncomfortably (yet so comfortably) close. He would whisper something to me and his lips would brush my ear, he would put his hand on my back and leave it there a few seconds longer than what should be appropriate, he's developed a habit of brushing against me and invading my personal space (that I am 100% willing to share with him). Once he even walked me all the way to my car because I didn't have an umbrella with me... but it wasn't even raining! What should I do about this? Should I think about his poor wife and ignore him whenever he gets way too close or should I discreetly slip a motel6 room key into his hand the next time he brushes my hair away from my face ;) Horny for learning and forever stumped, Miss Wants-to-f*ck-her-teacher's-brains-out |
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Jul 30 2009, 11:38 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(Cristy @ Jul 30 2009, 09:02 PM) I'm in TJ's harem and he won't loan me out. What am I supposed to do if I can't earn him money? He won't let me leave, either. I'm trapped. :( you're in his what? call the police QUOTE(ArjunaCapulong @ Jul 30 2009, 09:19 PM) my broYe how could she be so heartless this question is one that men have been asking for as long as we have existed. i believe it's cause she's a bitch. QUOTE(kaijubot @ Jul 30 2009, 11:23 PM) Dear Dr. For a while now, I have been hopelessly pining over my summer class teacher, mainly because I think he's cute and want to screw his super cute, post-hipster-but-still-wearing-hipster-glasses, indie music listening, old enough to be a problem but not too old to be an impossibility self until we both can't see straight. You see, it started off as a deep physical attraction that was fun and exciting, yet controllable all at the same time since I knew that he had a wife and possibly even children. However, the moment I decided to back off, he stops wearing his wedding ring and starts getting uncomfortably (yet so comfortably) close. He would whisper something to me and his lips would brush my ear, he would put his hand on my back and leave it there a few seconds longer than what should be appropriate, he's developed a habit of brushing against me and invading my personal space (that I am 100% willing to share with him). Once he even walked me all the way to my car because I didn't have an umbrella with me... but it wasn't even raining! What should I do about this? Should I think about his poor wife and ignore him whenever he gets way too close or should I discreetly slip a motel6 room key into his hand the next time he brushes my hair away from my face ;) Horny for learning and forever stumped, Miss Wants-to-f*ck-her-teacher's-brains-out the shit you said reminds me of twilight's writing anyway, you should go for it. as long as you realize he's not going to be in it for the long term and you shouldn't get attached. also, you should pick a more upscale hotel, something better than motel6. who wants to f*ck in a motel6? DON'T BE NASTY MELISSA. |
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Jul 31 2009, 06:42 AM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,454 Joined: Nov 2008 Member No: 696,018 |
LOL wat jc. are you calling me a molly sue character who can only think about my vampire lover's angelic face and dazzling features? :(
how about a best western? seriously though. even though i exaggerated shit in my not-so-anonymous letter, he really needs to stop getting so close. it can give a girl ideas 
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Jul 31 2009, 09:32 AM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
look as long as they have a free continental breakfast then it's all good you know?
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Jul 31 2009, 09:52 AM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(kaijubot @ Jul 30 2009, 09:23 PM) Dear Dr. For a while now, I have been hopelessly pining over my summer class teacher, mainly because I think he's cute and want to screw his super cute, post-hipster-but-still-wearing-hipster-glasses, indie music listening, old enough to be a problem but not too old to be an impossibility self until we both can't see straight. You see, it started off as a deep physical attraction that was fun and exciting, yet controllable all at the same time since I knew that he had a wife and possibly even children. However, the moment I decided to back off, he stops wearing his wedding ring and starts getting uncomfortably (yet so comfortably) close. He would whisper something to me and his lips would brush my ear, he would put his hand on my back and leave it there a few seconds longer than what should be appropriate, he's developed a habit of brushing against me and invading my personal space (that I am 100% willing to share with him). Once he even walked me all the way to my car because I didn't have an umbrella with me... but it wasn't even raining! What should I do about this? Should I think about his poor wife and ignore him whenever he gets way too close or should I discreetly slip a motel6 room key into his hand the next time he brushes my hair away from my face ;) Horny for learning and forever stumped, Miss Wants-to-f*ck-her-teacher's-brains-out Sorry Dr. , but Dr.  is stepping in...Have you seen the movie "He's Not That Into You"?! If not, rent it or download it. SRSLY, he's probably just in it for your body (you are young and attractive in his eyes), and is probably hoping that his wife eventually finds out so he can leave her...  No strings attached is fine. You might be seen as the bitch by others, but a gotta make ends meet (in your case, make grades MEAT) and satisfy her sexual desire once in a while. As Drew Barrymore's character Mary said, "It's exhausting..." (although not exactly in the same context).EDIT: p.s. if he's paying, might as well stay at the Hilton. |
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Jul 31 2009, 10:03 AM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
i disagree with Dr.
. i thought bradley cooper and scarlett johansson's characters were the worst in that movie. i liked every one else's story line way better than theirs. why would you want melissa to be in their position? everyone in that love triangle ended up miserable! don't go rent that. if you want to go rent a chick movie, then rent bride wars > he's just not that into you. anne hathaway & kate hudson > he's just not that into you's entire cast imo. that has nothing to do with your situation though. actually scratch it, rent a movie you can invite your teacher to come watch with you ok?QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Jul 31 2009, 09:52 AM) EDIT: p.s. if he's paying, might as well stay at the Hilton. it's going to be hard to work it out where you can slip him a key that he already paid for in advanced.....but if you can do then props to you. |
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Jul 31 2009, 10:31 AM
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durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Jul 31 2009, 08:03 AM) i disagree with Dr. . i thought bradley cooper and scarlett johansson's characters were the worst in that movie. i liked every one else's story line way better than theirs.it's going to be hard to work it out where you can slip him a key that he already paid for in advanced.....but if you can do then props to you. Dunno, I haven't seen Bride Wars, but I should probably recommends it. Dr. approves. I'll admit, Scarlett's love triangle sucked (I only liked Justin Long's and Ginnifer's even though they were both annoying, and Jennifer Aniston's), but she was hot. mmm Scarlett Johansson... It was a decent movie since it actually kept me interested.And I mentioned this movie in case Melz wants to do some "roleplaying" if you catch my drift. You should know us are all cheapasses! More like you slip him the key, and get him to pay for the room afterward.
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Jul 31 2009, 10:40 AM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
bride wars wasn't amazing, so don't pay for it, download that shit for sure. i watched it the night after he's not that into you though so i always compare those. i forget jennifer anniston was even in that movie, but yeah she was the best one in it cause i like to look at her.
Dr. catches Dr.'s drift
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Jul 31 2009, 10:41 AM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
fail.
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Jul 31 2009, 10:49 AM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jul 31 2009, 10:41 AM) fail. explain |
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Jul 31 2009, 10:52 AM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
It was a joke haha.
I have a serious problem though and I think you can help me. |
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Jul 31 2009, 10:53 AM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
oh. that. was. hilarious.
 are you having women problems |
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Jul 31 2009, 10:57 AM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
Yes I am.
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Jul 31 2009, 10:58 AM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
WELL WHAT'S THE DEAL
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