HOW TO IMPRESS, the opposite sex |
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 Jul 11 2004, 01:19 AM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
How to impress a woman:
compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. How to impress a man: Show up naked. Bring beer. |
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Jul 11 2004, 01:23 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
 So very true
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Jul 11 2004, 01:24 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,795 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,421 |
Ouch..
 The truth realli does hurt.. |
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Jul 11 2004, 01:47 AM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
.... those guys aren't worth it -.-
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Jul 11 2004, 02:30 AM
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 fragile Group: Member Posts: 1,044 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,807 |
very true and me like that haha
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Jul 11 2004, 12:03 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao haha so true!
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Jul 11 2004, 12:14 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 875 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,841 |
LOL true
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Jul 12 2004, 02:53 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahahaha lmao man thats realli funni
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Jul 12 2004, 10:35 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,102 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,162 |
LMAO, that is so true!
Guys. Psh, perverts. All of them.  J/P. |
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Jul 12 2004, 10:37 AM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
sad truth
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Jul 12 2004, 11:07 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,025 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,051 |
yes, that is very true
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Jul 12 2004, 12:14 PM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
See...and women think we are demanding...haha
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Jul 12 2004, 01:43 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
lmao.... i must say thats steriotypical....
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Jul 12 2004, 04:54 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 28 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,523 |
the girl part.. hmm.. true & the guy part.. HAHA LOLS
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Jul 12 2004, 07:53 PM
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Jul 13 2004, 10:23 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lmao. that's so true.
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Jul 13 2004, 12:54 PM
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 Drew Group: Member Posts: 489 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,012 |
  
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Jul 13 2004, 12:57 PM
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 mmm....beer.... Group: Member Posts: 752 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,854 |
you guys aren't very nice.
VERY steriotypical.    
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Jul 13 2004, 04:38 PM
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 hi-diddily-ho neighbor Group: Member Posts: 107 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 457 |
lol! sad but true
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