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 Jul 8 2004, 04:46 PM
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A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" The doctor asked. No, you idiot! The man shouted, "This is her husband!"
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Jul 8 2004, 07:25 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
lol, some retarded husband.
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Jul 8 2004, 07:26 PM
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 iGackt Fan! Group: Member Posts: 296 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,742 |
Lol, well, it is common sense.
D'oh! Lol. |
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Jul 8 2004, 09:44 PM
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 Me myself and I Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120 |
lol, i don't get it.....wait a minute it will come to me.
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Jul 9 2004, 11:26 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lol.. what is he smoking?
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Jul 10 2004, 10:01 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
that is a dumb husband. lol. ha-ha
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Jul 10 2004, 10:04 PM
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 i`m in love & always will be Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,769 |
hahaha the husband is dumb rofl
thats funny |
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Jul 10 2004, 10:39 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
LOL, stupid husband... i'm gna find a smart one :P
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Jul 13 2004, 07:01 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha man that husband is such a retard
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Jul 13 2004, 07:03 PM
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 BANNED Group: Member Posts: 2,419 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,387 |
LMAO.
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Jul 13 2004, 07:38 PM
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Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jul 10 2004, 10:39 PM) LOL, stupid husband... i'm gna find a smart one :P haha yeah too bad not all men follow the rule if you want a princess, be a prince |
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