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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, Use a lifeline why don'tcha'?
SarahxJoy
post Jul 24 2004, 12:26 AM
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What the fack.
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A married couple were in their bed around ten thirty pm. The husband was watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" while his wife was just reading a book. During a commercial break he turns to his wife and asks her, "Would you like to make love to me?" She replies, "No." He then again asks, "Is that your final answer?" His wife says, "Yes." The husband then crosses his arms and turns his attention back to the tv and tells his wife, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."


Heh heh..made me laugh. happy.gif
 

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