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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, Use a lifeline why don'tcha'? |
Jul 24 2004, 12:26 AM
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
A married couple were in their bed around ten thirty pm. The husband was watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" while his wife was just reading a book. During a commercial break he turns to his wife and asks her, "Would you like to make love to me?" She replies, "No." He then again asks, "Is that your final answer?" His wife says, "Yes." The husband then crosses his arms and turns his attention back to the tv and tells his wife, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
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tainted_angel Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Jul 24 2004, 12:26 AM
ji_cabinx lol...funny, but not the cracking-up kind^_^ Jul 24 2004, 08:53 AM
AzNPmPGMr lol.... thats jus rong... Jul 24 2004, 08:59 PM
conster lol thats funny if my husband did that to me.. oh ... Jul 24 2004, 10:49 PM
xtremeliquid Haha funny. Jul 25 2004, 01:40 AM
01-supergirl LOL. it was funny haahss =] Jul 25 2004, 03:10 AM
StarStruck xD lol .. some ones been watching Who want to be a mi... Jul 25 2004, 02:05 PM
iZnEedSuMcOkE oOo the wife needs to smack him so he wont watch t... Jul 25 2004, 02:24 PM
dani41790 lol i wonder wat the wife said afta he said that Jul 25 2004, 04:02 PM
bibliomania Infidelity! More I think about it, more wrong ... Jul 25 2004, 04:37 PM
StarStruck xD HAHHA!! thats soo cute! haha Jul 25 2004, 05:13 PM
sweet wit a twist QUOTE(StarStruck xD @ Jul 25 2004, 5:13 PM)HA... Jul 25 2004, 05:17 PM
tootsie_kiddo QUOTE(ji_cabinx @ Jul 24 2004, 10:53 PM)lol..... Jul 25 2004, 05:22 PM
x AZN D0RKii x ahaha ! he has been watching it t0o much ! Jul 26 2004, 02:44 PM
TOnyawAnya ahHh.. LoL Haha.. DaTs FUNNie..LeT MAh HUsBaNd DoO... Jul 26 2004, 02:46 PM
Kathleen Haha...what a nice husband. Jul 26 2004, 02:50 PM
x hYpErRoSeY x lol Jul 26 2004, 03:08 PM![]() ![]() |