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first joke!! funny!!, gotta read this!!!
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post Jul 11 2004, 08:11 PM
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ok,, heres it goes...

once there was this little girl goin to skool on her first day. and sum kid poke her boobs on purpose, so she went home telling mommy. mommy taught her to say the word DONT only if he pokes u again. the next day little girl went to skool, tat same kid came again, this time he smack her butt. little girl went home crying telling mommy. so mommy taught her the word STOP only if he smack u again. and on the third day when little girl went to skool, the same kid was here, but this time he was poking and smacking at the same time. so little had to say," dont stop, dont stop, dont stop..."

lolz,, do u guys get it?? biggrin.gif
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 08:45 PM
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hahah.. poor girl..
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 12:57 AM
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Haha I get it.
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 01:45 AM
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OMG lol... tongue.gif
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 01:59 AM
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haha that's so cute
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 02:06 AM
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haha lol thas kinda wrong
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 02:05 PM
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haha1 laugh.gif i get it! poor lil girl...
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 02:07 PM
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LMAOOOO.... too many 40rNy little grls these days
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 09:14 PM
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Oh geez, poor kid.
Funny, but wrong.
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post Jul 13 2004, 04:46 PM
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awwww..poor little girl!
 
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post Jul 18 2004, 01:18 PM
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ha
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post Jul 19 2004, 01:51 PM
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lmao
 
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post Jul 19 2004, 03:53 PM
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yea i get it! lol!
 
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post Jul 19 2004, 03:53 PM
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LOL. poor girl =)
 
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post Jul 19 2004, 04:22 PM
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thats funny..lol
 
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post Jul 19 2004, 04:44 PM
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lol...thats one horney little boy.
 
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post Jul 19 2004, 09:47 PM
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wHoOAaaa LOL
 
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post Jul 20 2004, 07:52 PM
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lol...that's just wrong
 
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post Jul 20 2004, 09:58 PM
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i getit and that girl is so confused.lol. bad mommy. lol
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 12:49 AM
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LOL that's funny! laugh.gif ... how did that boy know what mommy said... lol
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 02:59 AM
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werd lolol
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 03:07 AM
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IM LOL-ING! happy.gif
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 04:18 PM
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rofl! funny but wrong. pinch.gif
 
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post Jul 21 2004, 04:21 PM
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Lol. Thats funny.
 
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post Jul 24 2004, 09:30 AM
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poor girl
 
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