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 Jun 22 2004, 03:57 PM
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 What the fack.  Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519  |
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter,
ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off. Otherwise they were all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands... |
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Jun 23 2004, 04:37 PM
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o i kno this joke! its funnier tho! lol :D
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Jun 23 2004, 04:46 PM
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 LunchboxXx Group: Member Posts: 1,789 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,810 |
this joke's already in the blonde jokes section.
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Jun 23 2004, 06:37 PM
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 iits.jessicaa!! Group: Member Posts: 342 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,752 |
HAHAHA lmao. u just made my day lolz.
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Jun 23 2004, 11:03 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
hahhaha thats cute hahaahah
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Jun 24 2004, 12:23 AM
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 I <3 Kirby Group: Member Posts: 652 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,421 |
LoL...that's funny! Did the men forget they were hanging on to the rope? hehe...
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Jun 24 2004, 03:06 PM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
LOL. ive heard this somewhere before I think, lols funny stuff!
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Jun 24 2004, 03:08 PM
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im' edible Group: Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,022 |
HAHAHAHHAHHA that's funny. rofl.
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Jun 24 2004, 03:15 PM
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hehehe that's great! luv it!
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Jun 24 2004, 03:15 PM
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 The Lemon Group: Member Posts: 100 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,215 |
Lmao, that's a niiice one! ^^
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Jun 25 2004, 08:44 PM
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Puahahaha just shows how dumb men are.
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Jun 25 2004, 08:52 PM
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That's pretty funny.
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Jun 26 2004, 03:37 PM
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that's great!
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Jun 26 2004, 03:39 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 348 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,385 |
I read that in the blonde jokes post, as well. Still it's very funny.
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Jul 4 2004, 09:20 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
QUOTE(kirbymuixo @ Jun 24 2004, 12:23 AM) LoL...that's funny! Did the men forget they were hanging on to the rope? hehe... I get it now! lol.. yes, I 'm slow |
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Jul 4 2004, 09:26 PM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
oh man, poor men got manipulated by the woman
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Jul 4 2004, 10:26 PM
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 Peter aka Peetah =) Group: Member Posts: 198 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,046 |
lol, now that's hilarious lol
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Jul 4 2004, 11:40 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha lmao man thats funni
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Jul 4 2004, 11:46 PM
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 RRRRRr (I) AAAAAA NNNNN Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,214 |
i think this was a dumb blond joke just edited
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Jul 5 2004, 02:07 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
I got that one.
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Jul 5 2004, 02:25 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
SHE IS A VERY SMART WOMAN. props to her. ah so amazing. i love it!!! HA_HA_HA!!!!
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Jul 5 2004, 09:54 AM
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 tomorrow is a new day Group: Member Posts: 41 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,956 |
heheheh theyre dumb
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Jul 5 2004, 10:13 AM
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 off the wall dork Group: Member Posts: 470 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,070 |
i was all caught up on the speech and didnt get the joke at first (yup dats me) but its really funnie... hehe. im still laughing at it
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Jul 5 2004, 12:02 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao that lady is smart!
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Jul 5 2004, 04:07 PM
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 Me myself and I Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120 |
ha ha ha that's cool
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