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 Aug 11 2004, 05:00 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337  |
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!" |
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Aug 11 2004, 06:16 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
i don't get it..i'm sorry..i'm a bit slow
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Aug 11 2004, 06:37 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
I don't get it also. It sounds like a bad joke thought.
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Aug 11 2004, 06:39 PM
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the blond is just stupid coz she thinks with each engine they lose, the plane will be delayed another hour so then she figures if they lose all their engines, they will be delayed for another hour wen they'll actually jus fall n die
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