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 Jul 10 2004, 05:57 AM
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 my pet rock doesn't like you  Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,866  |
Anyone got any good jokes? I'm feeling a little sad right now and could use a laugh. [EDIT] Uhh... I guess someone moved me.. anyway sorry I didnt realize there was a whole section on jokes.
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Jul 10 2004, 09:06 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
lol, took me awhile to find interest>humor too.
Anyway, check out my topics ^^ The have a title and the subittle (i guess) has a heart <3. Yeah. My symbol xD I made two so far. Hope you laugh! |
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Jul 10 2004, 11:02 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
knock knock
who's there? alaska alaska who? alaska you again, did you tell him i love him? knock knock who's there? paddle paddle who? paddle be enough for today . . i know...they're lame  edit// daughter: dad, will you buy me a bike? dad: no, you're too old to ride a bike. daughter: fine, then make it a car. heh.... boyfriend: why are you writing numbers all over my body? girlfriend: because i'm counting on you umm yeah.... what fish did the knights eat? sword fish what kind of a truck does a ballerina drive? a toe (tow) truck. what do you get if you cross a hyena and a parrot? an animal that laughs at his own jokes. what lottery did the broom win? the sweepstakes where can you find the largest diamond in the world? the baseball fied. policeman: didn't you hear me whistle at you? lady inside her car: sure, but i don't flirt when I drive. . . . and again, lame old jokes heh... |
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Jul 10 2004, 09:52 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
QUOTE(anqel_r0h @ Jul 10 2004, 10:02 AM) knock knock who's there? alaska alaska who? alaska you again, did you tell him i love him? knock knock who's there? paddle paddle who? paddle be enough for today . . i know...they're lame edit// daughter: dad, will you buy me a bike? dad: no, you're too old to ride a bike. daughter: fine, then make it a car. i love those. they are classic s to me =) so cool. especially the last one. im do that on my dad =) |
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Jul 10 2004, 11:19 PM
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my pet rock doesn't like you Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,866 |
HAHA..wow yea i love those too .. hehe. I like this one:
QUOTE what do you get if you cross a hyena and a parrot?
an animal that laughs at his own jokes. |
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