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 Jul 8 2004, 04:42 PM
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Saint Peter was at the gates of Heaven interviewing this man. He said, "You haven't done anything bad, but you haven't anything good either. If you tell me just one good thing that you've done, I'll let you in." "Well," the man replied, "I was traveling on the road when I saw a group of thugs robbing a woman. So I went up to them and shouted for them to stop. Unfortunately, things got a little out of hand and I ended up punching out their leader. Then I challenged everyone else of the group to fight me." "Wow," Saint Peter said, "That is good. When did it happen?" "About 2 minutes ago."
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Jul 8 2004, 10:12 PM
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 Me myself and I Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120 |
lol u got good ones but sum i just don't get.
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Jul 9 2004, 11:21 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
I don't get it..
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Jul 9 2004, 12:43 PM
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lol
he like died because like they beat him up so bad that's why he's in heaven lol |
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Jul 10 2004, 09:58 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
ha-ha so good. at least he tried to help thelady. even though it costed his life. no big thing. lol
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Jul 12 2004, 02:20 PM
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aww! the man is so nice..hehe
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Jul 12 2004, 02:46 PM
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lol.... thats funny....
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Jul 13 2004, 02:24 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol too bad the guy died
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Jul 13 2004, 07:01 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
QUOTE(x3_kelly @ Jul 10 2004, 1:21 AM) I don't get it.. u dnt? well i dooo~~~ :P |
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Jul 13 2004, 07:43 PM
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Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jul 13 2004, 7:01 AM) u dnt? well i dooo~~~ :P haha ouch. that's cold |
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Jul 16 2004, 10:26 PM
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lol...wow! That must suck...
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