If men ruled the world..., hm... Options

[diezelbabygrl_xo...]

If men ruled the world
- Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to 'I love you.'

- Hallmark would make 'Sorry, what was your name again?' cards.

- When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she would appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during half-time.

- Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the bum would pretty much do it.

- Birth control could come in ale or lager.

- The funniest guy in the office would get to be the big boss.

- 'Sorry I'm late, I got hammered last night,' would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

- It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.

- Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the 'public ugliness' ordinance.

- Tanks would be far easier to rent.

- Instead of beer belly, you'd get 'beer biceps'.

- Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, 'You're No. 1.'

- Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29.

- Cops would be broadcast live and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.

- The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.

- The only show opposite Friday Night Football would be Friday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.

- It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of petrol.

- Every man would get four real 'Get Out of Jail Free' cards per year.

- When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-alec answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine, as in:

Cop: `You know how fast you were going?'

You: 'All I know is that I was spilling my beer all over the place.'

Cop: 'Nice one. That's $10 off.'



Sorry guys...but isnt it true?

[Caustic]

Not really. Not all guys are like that you kmow.

[*CEP*]

Yeah, and if women ruled the world...oh wait that'll never happen.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

[poisonedxivy]

Yeah, and if women ruled the world...oh wait that'll never happen.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

mhmm ... keep telling yourself that.

if men ruled the world ... thee'd be no world to rule. yeahhhh ... you know its true.

[*CEP*]

mhmm ... keep telling yourself that.

if men ruled the world ... thee'd be no world to rule. yeahhhh ... you know its true.

But we still get to rule the world.
And it's the idea that counts.
Then again, we ARE kind of ruling the world right now.
And it's still here.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

[poisonedxivy]

But we still get to rule the world.
And it's the idea that counts.
Then again, we ARE kind of ruling the world right now.
And it's still here.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

sureee .... you just prooved my point. women are all the more wiser . we indiirectly rule this sh*t and make sure it IS still here.....you must know women just let men think that?

[*CEP*]

sureee .... you just prooved my point. women are all the more wiser . we indiirectly rule this sh*t and make sure it IS still here.....you must know women just let men think that?

Okay, so you're saying that women are so smart, they just let us men rule the world and trash the whole place about?
Hmm... sounds about right.
Since you know that's what women usually do, clean things up.
Ever seen a male maid? Didn't think so.

< announcer > WHOAAA Jose just crossed the line.
< audience > *gasp*

- Chinkieeyedpnoi
BTW: 4000th post. w00t.

[poisonedxivy]

Okay, so you're saying that women are so smart, they just let us men rule the world and trash the whole place about?
Hmm... sounds about right.
Since you know that's what women usually do, clean things up.
Ever seen a male maid? Didn't think so.

< announcer > WHOAAA Jose just crossed the line.
< audience > *gasp*

- Chinkieeyedpnoi
BTW: 4000th post. w00t.

funny ... you crossed the line even though you knew you were crossing it .... *shakes head*

if women do all the cleaning, then why are most janitors custodians? why are most hard labor jobs for men? don't see us lifting heavy bricks and shit. for the women that are at home, seems to me that they're ruling considering they have the ideal life at home. women that work are just as good as the men and don't rule over each other.

[*CEP*]

funny ... you crossed the line even though you knew you were crossing it .... *shakes head*

if women do all the cleaning, then why are most janitors custodians? why are most hard labor jobs for men? don't see us lifting heavy bricks and shit. for the women that are at home, seems to me that they're ruling considering they have the ideal life at home. women that work are just as good as the men and don't rule over each other.

Meh.

You win.
A: 1 J: 0
( new scores )

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

[islandkiss]

lol.. let's just hope that they won't

[uLoVeMikeRoch]

haha im laughing 2 thing different things, the convo and the that men joke

[slurp]

lolol, funny joke&conversation/somewhat argument

[dani41790]

haha man i wouldnt want men ruling the world

[JlIaTMK]

id kill myself if that day came....