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 Jul 3 2004, 03:09 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3  Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215  |
here's some jokes that might just lighten up your mood.
A woman gets on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looks at the kid and blurts out " that's the most ugliest baby that I've ever seen!" infuriated, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat at the back of the bus. The man sitting next to her sees that she's agitated and he asks "what's wrong?" "the bus driver insulted me!" she says. " he could be fired for insulting passengers" says the man " you shouldn't let him do that" " you're right" says the woman. " I think I'll go up there and give him a piece of my mind" "good idea" says the man. "here, let me hold your monkey." ~~~~~~~~~ Three guys are lost in a desert and on the verge of dehydration when they come across a magician standing at the top of a huge slide. The magician tells them. " as you go down this magic slide, name a drink. When you reach the bottom, you will land in a giant glass od the drink you named" so, the first guy slides down and yells " WAAATTTEEERRR!" Plop! he lands in a big glass of water. The second guygoes down yelling " GAAAATORAAAADE!" Plop! he lands in a big glass of Gatorade. The third guy goes down yelling "WHEEEEEE!" ( in other words Weee sounds like pee) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ DISTURBING JOKE. How do you spot ronald mcdonald in a crowd at a nude beach? He's the one with the sesame seed buns. |
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Jul 3 2004, 04:46 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
LoL, not bad. I'm still kinda' laughin' at some of 'em.
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Jul 3 2004, 05:05 PM
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 tomorrow is a new day Group: Member Posts: 41 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,956 |
hahha lols theyre funnie
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Jul 3 2004, 09:48 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,032 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,398 |
the first nd second joke was funniee
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Jul 4 2004, 08:40 PM
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QUOTE(babixlilac @ Jul 3 2004, 9:48 PM) the first nd second joke was funniee yea i agree wit that...i dun quite get the last one 
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Jul 5 2004, 12:15 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
yeah i didnt get the last one but the rest are funny lols
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Jul 5 2004, 04:02 PM
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 Me myself and I Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120 |
QUOTE(conster @ Jul 5 2004, 12:15 PM) yeah i didnt get the last one but the rest are funny lols yeah same here |
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Jul 6 2004, 12:41 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
hahahha cute =D
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Jul 6 2004, 01:07 PM
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haha those were funny
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Jul 6 2004, 02:39 PM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
LOL. funnyy stuff =) hahas dammns.
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Jul 6 2004, 07:23 PM
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QUOTE A woman gets on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looks at the kid and blurts out " that's the most ugliest baby that I've ever seen!" that one was the funnies tto me
infuriated, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat at the back of the bus. The man sitting next to her sees that she's agitated and he asks "what's wrong?" "the bus driver insulted me!" she says. " he could be fired for insulting passengers" says the man " you shouldn't let him do that" " you're right" says the woman. " I think I'll go up there and give him a piece of my mind" "good idea" says the man. "here, let me hold your monkey." |
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Jul 7 2004, 01:21 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
oh my goodness the first one is so mean. damn these are good.
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Jul 7 2004, 11:26 PM
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 Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
 that was funny you never know what humor can do for a person |
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Jul 9 2004, 01:21 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
harhar, poor guy, wheeee? lol...ouch!
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Jul 9 2004, 08:02 PM
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I only like the third one =)
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Jul 10 2004, 04:05 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha lolz the first and third one were funni
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Jul 11 2004, 12:06 AM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
hahahhahaha...LUVIN the 2nd one, ive already heard the 1rst one so i didnt laugh at that...but it made me smile!
u see? BIG grin
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Jul 11 2004, 08:18 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
QUOTE(x3_kelly @ Jul 3 2004, 3:09 PM) here's some jokes that might just lighten up your mood. A woman gets on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looks at the kid and blurts out " that's the most ugliest baby that I've ever seen!" infuriated, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat at the back of the bus. The man sitting next to her sees that she's agitated and he asks "what's wrong?" "the bus driver insulted me!" she says. " he could be fired for insulting passengers" says the man " you shouldn't let him do that" " you're right" says the woman. " I think I'll go up there and give him a piece of my mind" "good idea" says the man. "here, let me hold your monkey." ~~~~~~~~~ Three guys are lost in a desert and on the verge of dehydration when they come across a magician standing at the top of a huge slide. The magician tells them. " as you go down this magic slide, name a drink. When you reach the bottom, you will land in a giant glass od the drink you named" so, the first guy slides down and yells " WAAATTTEEERRR!" Plop! he lands in a big glass of water. The second guygoes down yelling " GAAAATORAAAADE!" Plop! he lands in a big glass of Gatorade. The third guy goes down yelling "WHEEEEEE!" ( in other words Weee sounds like pee) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ DISTURBING JOKE. How do you spot ronald mcdonald in a crowd at a nude beach? He's the one with the sesame seed buns. hehe.. they;re ok |
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Jul 12 2004, 02:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,627 |
the first one made me laugh...i've heard the second one b4 so i only smiled...but a big smile...
hehe...last one wasnt that funnie..i think i got it.. 
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Jul 12 2004, 03:37 PM
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funny stuff lol
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