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 Jul 8 2004, 03:54 PM
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 Random Rei =)  Group: Member Posts: 456 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,490  |
Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him"Beaver". Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money. Yo mama's so stupid, she stole free bread. Yo mama's so smelly, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard. Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad met her at the pound. Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk." Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice, and then I got lost. I suck right? |
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Jul 8 2004, 10:13 PM
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 Me myself and I Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120 |
another yo mama so fat topic, heh i heard those b4.
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Jul 9 2004, 11:19 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lol... I'm corny. My jokes are bad.
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Jul 10 2004, 10:05 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
i hate all the yo mamas jokes they are lame and stupid. dont be talking liek that about "mammas" they ae all special
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Jul 10 2004, 10:38 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
hehe, i luv yo momma jokes! i'm a slow person so i hardly understand jokes but i alwayz understand yo momma jokes! yay! haha
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Jul 11 2004, 04:35 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,627 |
i agree wit LatinaLady96...yo momma jokes insult pple..dont do that!
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Jul 11 2004, 06:51 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
haha, no you don't suck, i don't get a few of them though, but i am just stupid but great jokes. =)
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Jul 11 2004, 07:23 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
QUOTE(vietspirit @ Jul 8 2004, 3:54 PM) Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him"Beaver". Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money. Yo mama's so stupid, she stole free bread. Yo mama's so smelly, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard. Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad met her at the pound. Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk." Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice, and then I got lost. I suck right? .............. |
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Jul 11 2004, 07:27 PM
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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash-can?
1 dead baby in 10 trash cans. What's better than nailing a baby to a board? Ripping it off. Why do you put a baby feet first in a blender? So you can see its facial expression. Damn, right. My un-funny jokes > Your un-funny jokes - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Jul 11 2004, 07:31 PM
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Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Jul 11 2004, 7:27 PM) What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash-can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans. What's better than nailing a baby to a board? Ripping it off. Why do you put a baby feet first in a blender? So you can see its facial expression. Damn, right. My un-funny jokes > Your un-funny jokes - Chinkieeyedpnoi hahahha, actually these jokes are actually pretty funny...lol, but poor babies |
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Jul 11 2004, 07:37 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,627 |
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Jul 11 2004, 7:27 PM) What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash-can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans. What's better than nailing a baby to a board? Ripping it off. Why do you put a baby feet first in a blender? So you can see its facial expression. Damn, right. My un-funny jokes > Your un-funny jokes - Chinkieeyedpnoi omg!!  those jokes are sooo mean!! they are soo hurtful to babies!!  poor babys...
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Jul 12 2004, 02:25 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
those yo momma jokes r kinda old
QUOTE What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash-can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans. What's better than nailing a baby to a board? Ripping it off. Why do you put a baby feet first in a blender? So you can see its facial expression. Damn, right. My un-funny jokes > Your un-funny jokes - Chinkieeyedpnoi omg thas sooo wrong |
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Jul 12 2004, 02:04 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
a lot of those r really old and corny but i like some of them
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