blonde jokes, ...you knew that was coming Options

[expoised]

post them blonde jokes... (haha... if you're blonde then... deal with it)

there was a blonde and a brunnete that were going on a roadtrip together. the brunnette realizes that she's forgotten something at home, and they both return to the brunette's house. the blonde waits outside in the yard while the brunette is in the house searching for what she's forgotten. during that time period, the brunette's car got stolen. the brunette comes back outside and is shocked to see her car gone. she turns to her friend, the blonde, and asks "did you see who stole my car? do you have a description of the person or anything?"

...the blonde smiles and nods, then says "i've got something better... i got the person's liscence plate number"


-a lotta people dun get it...but i thought it was pretty straight forward-

[*CEP*]

So a blonde was at the malli shopping when she saw this really nice TV. She went in and asked the cashier for the TV's price. The cashier replied, " Sorry, we don't sell to blondes. "
So the blonde went home and dyed her hair red. She returned to the store the next day and asked the cashier how much the TV cost. Once again, the cashier said, " Sorry, we don't sell to blondes. "
So again the Blonde dyed her hair, but now black. Again she returned to the store and asked how much the TV cost. And again she got the same reply.
So finally the blonde snapped and said, " Okay! I dyed my hair black! I'm not a blonde! "
The cashier looked at her and said, " And that's not a T.V. It's a Microwave. "

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

[juliar]

So theres a blonde in a car. She's swerving on a road. Left, right, left right. THere's a police car right behind her. She continues swerving. The policeman stops her and asks her why she was swerving. She said, "I saw a tree on the right so I swerved left, and then the tree was on the left so I turned right, and so on." There were no trees in the middle of the road. So the policeman searches her car for alcohol. None. He looks up and sees something. He gets out and says to the blonde, "Lady, that's your air freshener."

[rivendell]

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.


A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"

[Note]

haha...i seriously don't get anyone of these jokes. why am i laughing?

::jerry::

[xtremeliquid]

Those are pretty funny.

[faithin_felix]

hahahhhaa, dumb blondes..hilarous.

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back at her.

[*AngelicEyz00*]

haha, that was funny... what a stereotypical blond

[darkangel]

hahahhhaa, dumb blondes..hilarous.

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back at her.

haha im laughing so hard

[WhiteChocolate]

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

[faithin_felix]

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

i don't get it. explain it please, whats a scratch and sniff sticker? ohhh sniff sticker, but scratch?

[mai_z]

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

hehe omg these are hilarus!

i don't get it. explain it please, whats a scratch and sniff sticker? ohhh sniff sticker, but scratch

they're like sniff stickers, but the smell lasts longer cuz u gotta scratch them b4 u sniff them 2 release the smelli

[faithin_felix]

hehe omg these are hilarus!



they're like sniff stickers, but the smell lasts longer cuz u gotta scratch them b4 u sniff them 2 release the smelli

ohhh, hahahhaha, what a DUMB blonde.

[Sa-Chan]

*cries*

I hate being a blonde, even my boyfriend makes fun of me for it.


Yeah, here's my joke.

...You know you're blonde when you're own boyfriend says he's going blind by looking at your hair...

Oh my god, I'm making myself cry...

[lilaznkkid]

i like the micro wave one...everyones heard it and the more u hear it its funnier

[rOckThISshYt]

melissa,May 16 2004, 3:27 AM] post them blonde jokes... (haha... if you're blonde then... deal with it)

there was a blonde and a brunnete that were going on a roadtrip together. the brunnette realizes that she's forgotten something at home, and they both return to the brunette's house. the blonde waits outside in the yard while the brunette is in the house searching for what she's forgotten. during that time period, the brunette's car got stolen. the brunette comes back outside and is shocked to see her car gone. she turns to her friend, the blonde, and asks "did you see who stole my car? do you have a description of the person or anything?"

...the blonde smiles and nods, then says "i've got something better... i got the person's liscence plate number"


-a lotta people dun get it...but i thought it was pretty straight forward-

lol. i get it. as in she has the brunette's license plate number. lol. that obviously won't help the friend. lol. i like that.

[xislandxstylex]

there's a 3 blondes trapped on an island. they find a magic lamp and rub it. out pops a genie. he say that they'll each get one wish. The first blonde wishes to become a brunette. she makes a raft and sails home. the second blond wishes to become a redhead. she makes a fire and she gets rescued. the third blond wishes to be asain. she walks across the bridge.

-EDIT-
for those of u who don't get it. there's a bridge connecting the island to the mainland.

[XxKrNqTcUiTyxX]

there is a blonde, brunette and a red head stuck in the desert. they come across a magic lamp and each are granted one wish, the red head said "i wish i can be with my parents" and she was zapped home to her parents. the brunette said "i wish i can be with my boyfriend" and she was zapped to her boyfriend. the blonde was so happie that she exclaimed "i wish my friends were here!!!"

[angel-roh]

So a blonde was at the malli shopping when she saw this really nice TV. She went in and asked the cashier for the TV's price. The cashier replied, " Sorry, we don't sell to blondes. "
So the blonde went home and dyed her hair red. She returned to the store the next day and asked the cashier how much the TV cost. Once again, the cashier said, " Sorry, we don't sell to blondes. "
So again the Blonde dyed her hair, but now black. Again she returned to the store and asked how much the TV cost. And again she got the same reply.
So finally the blonde snapped and said, " Okay! I dyed my hair black! I'm not a blonde! "
The cashier looked at her and said, " And that's not a T.V. It's a Microwave. "

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

hahaha jose...urs i get...sry melissa.. i didnt get urs... hehe but newais jose urs was funny haha she said she dyed her hair black and that shes not a blonde hahaha wat a dummie she is hahaha!

[laur3nw]

there's a 3 blondes trapped on an island. they find a magic lamp and rub it. out pops a genie. he say that they'll each get one wish. The first blonde wishes to become a brunette. she makes a raft and sails home.  the second blond wishes to become a redhead. she makes a fire and she gets rescued. the third blond wishes to be asain. she walks across the bridge.

i dont get it...

[tinababy143]

hMmM..i get a couple of those..but i dont realli understand jokes haha..im the blondest brunette you'll ever meet

[GinaDaQueen]

Haha these are funny. SOme of them aren't though.

[LatinaLady]

ok i have some

A blonde saw a "¿" on her computer screen and asked another blonde,
"How do you do that?" She responded . . .
"Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!" 

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?

last but not least...

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.

except i dont get this one

[faithin_felix]

there's a 3 blondes trapped on an island. they find a magic lamp and rub it. out pops a genie. he say that they'll each get one wish. The first blonde wishes to become a brunette. she makes a raft and sails home. the second blond wishes to become a redhead. she makes a fire and she gets rescued. the third blond wishes to be asain. she walks across the bridge.

asians are smart... =) hahahaha, that was a good one.

[IIO__oII]

So theres a blonde in a car. She's swerving on a road. Left, right, left right. THere's a police car right behind her. She continues swerving. The policeman stops her and asks her why she was swerving. She said, "I saw a tree on the right so I swerved left, and then the tree was on the left so I turned right, and so on." There were no trees in the middle of the road. So the policeman searches her car for alcohol. None. He looks up and sees something. He gets out and says to the blonde, "Lady, that's your air freshener."

hahaahaha

jokeee---

theres a blond and her boyfriend walkin on the street.
the boyfriend says,"look! a dead bird!"
and the blond looks up...

hahahhahha

another one.....

theres this blond, brunette, and black haired girl. they steal this car and are running away frm the police. they all run into this barn and each of them hide in a potato sack. the police comes to the first sack which is hiding the black haired girl and kicks it. she bark. the police, thinking that it is a dog, moves onto the second potato sack, which has the brunette in it. he kicks it, and she says meoww. thinking that is is a cat, the police movies onto the third potato sack, which has the blond girl in it. he kicks it, and she says "potatoes potatoes!!"

hahhah the last one is hilarious!! =D