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little johney joke, missing ears
LatinaLady
post Jun 20 2004, 11:40 PM
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born without ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, little Johnny's Dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt hard when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his missing ears at all," said little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny! 's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, little Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?"
The mother said a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, it is a good thing, 'cause he sure as shit can't wear glasses."


alli have to say is he is mean.
 

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LatinaLady   little johney joke   Jun 20 2004, 11:40 PM
Winter   Lol dang that lil kid deserves to be spanked!   Jun 21 2004, 08:58 AM
GinaDaQueen   awww... :( poor mother   Jun 21 2004, 09:08 AM
faithin_felix   hahahaha. good one, he can wear contacts. hahahaha...   Jun 21 2004, 11:44 AM
mai_z   aww poor baby!!! hehe which reminds me...   Jun 24 2004, 03:28 PM
lemonlina   AWwww, that's so mean! O_O   Jun 24 2004, 03:35 PM
ComradeRed   After I become Corrupt Evil Overlord of the Lord-P...   Jun 24 2004, 04:26 PM
tainted_angel   Yeah..kinda' funny, but kinda' wrong too..   Jun 25 2004, 04:48 AM
ji_cabinx   that's so mean!   Jun 26 2004, 03:56 PM
baybietenshi   sooo cruel...but sooo funny!   Jun 26 2004, 04:34 PM
Mini   so mean.. i dont find that really funny.. oh well ...   Jun 26 2004, 04:36 PM
LatinaLady   QUOTE(mai_z @ Jun 24 2004, 2:28 PM)aww poor b...   Jun 27 2004, 03:34 PM
IIO__oII   hahaah how saddd!   Jun 30 2004, 11:24 PM
dani41790   hahaha man thats funni yet soo mean at the same ti...   Jul 3 2004, 02:21 AM
conster   thats mean but thats funny llolss   Jul 5 2004, 12:19 PM
Luster Soldier   LOL little johnny is a awesome   Jul 5 2004, 03:30 PM
NatiMarie   lol... Little Johny is my American Idol   Jul 5 2004, 03:39 PM
thisisarcycledsn   LMAOOOOOOOO...wow thats so rudeee !   Jul 6 2004, 10:54 AM
islandkiss   he deserves a little spanky.   Jul 8 2004, 02:42 PM
joanna0304   ha ha ha good one   Jul 8 2004, 03:50 PM
v@por   wow major rudeness lol   Jul 8 2004, 04:32 PM
aera   hahaha little johnny's going to get a spanking...   Aug 18 2005, 11:56 PM
teeners__15   ahahahhaahhahahahah~~~   Aug 19 2005, 11:28 AM
icy_wonderland   what a bad kid..   Aug 20 2005, 06:54 AM
SkaironFrenzy   lol. Thats so messed up   Aug 20 2005, 09:49 AM


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