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 Aug 3 2004, 10:17 PM
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For mostly men, but did you know these lines work 39% of the time!? Give one a try... if you've got the guts to.
Pick up lines I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. Nice legs...what time do they open? Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Are those real? You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. |
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mystah_danger Pick up lines Aug 3 2004, 10:17 PM
IIO__oII wowww. all corny, but cute. haha
Are those real?... Aug 3 2004, 10:24 PM LatinaLady all those suck. if any guy tried it no, no. thats ... Aug 3 2004, 11:26 PM Stately Lover Naha here's another one.
Damn, I thought ... Aug 4 2004, 12:40 AM tainted_angel To Stately Lover: Lol. Funny, that's one I... Aug 4 2004, 02:36 AM elmogurly Those pick-up lines are disgusting. Yuck. Aug 4 2004, 03:38 AM mystah_danger QUOTEFor mostly men, but did you know these lines ... Aug 4 2004, 12:28 PM seriouslynikki IF A GUY SAID THOSE TO ME ILL RUN AWAY BUT FIRST I... Aug 4 2004, 01:13 PM xjjajeengx MOOHAHAHAHHA eww the "legs open" one iss... Aug 4 2004, 09:14 PM dani41790 lol man those r kinda old. Aug 5 2004, 04:12 AM ComradeRed QUOTE(mystah_danger @ Aug 3 2004, 10:17 PM)Fo... Aug 5 2004, 07:32 AM
kaleidoscoped Haha, good stuff.
I'd most likely slap the guy... Aug 5 2004, 11:57 AM  |
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