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 Aug 9 2004, 06:50 PM
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 when mary jane isn't around.  Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,525  |
Governmental Issues
A little boy wanted $100 very badly. He prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. So, he decided to write a letter to God requesting $100. When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA", they decided to send it to the President. The President was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5 bill, and sat down to write a thank-you note to God. It read: "Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C., and those assholes deducted $95 in taxes." |
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Aug 9 2004, 07:39 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
omg!!! haha... this is so gay!!! lmao~~~!!!
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Aug 9 2004, 07:41 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
oh man LOL
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Aug 9 2004, 07:42 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
lol. that funny. I got to tell my friends that.
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Aug 9 2004, 08:34 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
haha. taxes are a big pain..
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Aug 9 2004, 09:22 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha lmao man thats realli funni
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Aug 11 2004, 01:52 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
LMFAO THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! i neva heard that one yet
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Aug 11 2004, 02:51 AM
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ROFL....hahahahah
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Aug 11 2004, 04:32 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 675 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,822 |
HAHAHA...cool jokes =D , i guess that really pissed off the president
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