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[NismoYo]

I fine dese ones quite good...

"My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast."

"What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!"

"There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?"

"Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."

"Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!"

"A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck."

"I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream."

"If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you."

how you spit your game fellas?..

[Mikeplyts]

^_~

[*Janette*]

"Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean."

"Have a couple of nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname."

"Have you heard of Platform 9 3/4? Well I can think of something else with the exact same measurements."

harry potter ftw.

[Maccabee]

Me and the girl I like were texting and telling eachother jokes, and then I just started saying all these. cb actually did something useful for me irl.