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International Survey
Little_Buster
post Jun 25 2004, 04:39 AM
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another product of the 80s
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
 
SarahxJoy
post Jun 25 2004, 04:43 AM
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What the fack.
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LoL Not bad. _smile.gif
 
mai_z
post Jun 25 2004, 01:22 PM
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unify and defeat... divide and crumble
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lolz, funny
 
Winter
post Jun 25 2004, 08:40 PM
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Lol funny.
 
BeyondElite
post Jun 25 2004, 11:38 PM
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Senior Member.
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Funny! biggrin.gif Not bad!
 
ComradeRed
post Jun 26 2004, 06:05 AM
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Dark Lord of McCandless
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Good one!
 
LatinaLady
post Jun 26 2004, 10:07 AM
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Look its...
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oh my goodness that is so bogues . but its all good i need to show it to friends!!!!
 
dani41790
post Jun 26 2004, 03:29 PM
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Hi! I'm Dani :)
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haha lolz thats funni
 
moomoognu
post Jun 26 2004, 03:37 PM
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How very true....
 
ji_cabinx
post Jun 26 2004, 03:38 PM
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^_^
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very true indeed!
 
*FreeStickers*
post Jun 29 2004, 12:21 PM
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QUOTE(Little_Buster @ Jun 25 2004, 5:39 AM)
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

That's the only one I didnt get. The rest were funny laugh.gif
 
swe3txprincesz
post Jun 29 2004, 12:23 PM
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hello.
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lolZ dat waould be kinda weird if it was rue hou
 
princess2113
post Jun 29 2004, 08:53 PM
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lol
 
islandkiss
post Jul 4 2004, 09:15 PM
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Kermit the frog = <3
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lols
 
EmeraldKnight
post Jul 5 2004, 12:36 AM
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Haha.. that's kinda mean, but funny laugh.gif
 
Caitlin
post Jul 5 2004, 12:40 AM
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i`m in love & always will be
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Lol very very funny
good one
 
x hYpErRoSeY x
post Jul 5 2004, 12:43 AM
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s a r a h r o s e <3
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lol funni!
 
conster
post Jul 5 2004, 12:02 PM
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doot doot doot
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lmao haha
 
PinoyOtaku
post Jul 5 2004, 12:10 PM
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laugh.gif Good stuff.
 
likeachild
post Jul 8 2004, 04:13 PM
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nice...that was pretty good
 
x0143637x0
post Jul 8 2004, 04:18 PM
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Tina + Tommy
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haha thats pretty funny laugh.gif
 
*krnxswat*
post Jul 8 2004, 04:23 PM
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That's actually quite not true, but for the sole purpose of humor, right? tongue.gif
 
aznmunki
post Jul 10 2004, 05:53 PM
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fREsh from HK
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
 
Sumiaki
post Jul 10 2004, 05:57 PM
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NO WAI! R u Srs?
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Funny how its only china, not ASIA... hahahahahaha laugh.gif
 
xHalf nHalf
post Jul 10 2004, 06:01 PM
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haha, thats some good stuff laugh.gif
 
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