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 Jul 20 2004, 09:10 AM
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A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."
The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?" "Sarah Finkel, room 302." "I'll connect you with the nursing station." "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?" "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302." "Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon." The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!" The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!" "Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me shit.  Thats for all of you who've been in the hospital before 
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Jul 20 2004, 09:13 AM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
I wanna do that one day...=\
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Jul 20 2004, 09:56 AM
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 i'm his cookies&cream monster! Group: Member Posts: 274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,664 |
lol that was funny..and it isn't such a bad idea
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Jul 20 2004, 05:30 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,443 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,050 |
man that was funny yet cool lols
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Jul 20 2004, 05:41 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
haha, that's funny. maybe i'll do that one day...
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Jul 20 2004, 09:02 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol that's funni. kinda dirty that they dont tell her anything
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Jul 20 2004, 09:23 PM
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Haha I get it.
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Jul 20 2004, 09:32 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
QUOTE(Tiza_Rose @ Jul 20 2004, 8:10 AM) A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse." The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?" "Sarah Finkel, room 302." "I'll connect you with the nursing station." "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?" "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302." "Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon." The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!" The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!" "Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me shit. Thats for all of you who've been in the hospital before that is so good!!! good way to find out stuff. by doing it on your own |
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Jul 20 2004, 10:52 PM
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hehe.....thats sooo cool!! SO smart!
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Jul 20 2004, 10:53 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao hahaha
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Jul 21 2004, 05:09 AM
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 rawr Group: Member Posts: 906 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,961 |
hahaha i should of done that when i was in the hospital
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Jul 27 2004, 04:33 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
haha
the hospital never tells you ANYTRING. >=O |
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Jul 27 2004, 04:36 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
haha, that was cute
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Aug 3 2004, 12:49 AM
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 dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
you can try it... but it won't work.
if you've worked in a hospital you'll know, they can't tell you anything on the phone. and you have to freaking ask them. |
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Aug 3 2004, 11:16 AM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
working around the system, gotta try that one day, lol
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Aug 4 2004, 01:34 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
QUOTE(Tiza_Rose @ Jul 20 2004, 9:10 AM) lolz.... i wouldnt do it...lolz...but still it cracks me up though.lol |
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Aug 4 2004, 04:05 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,102 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,162 |
That's pretty clever.
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Aug 4 2004, 05:16 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Lol, thank you! For makin' me laugh. I should do that next time if I ever end up in the hospital again for a day or more..
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Aug 4 2004, 07:52 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha smart lady
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Aug 4 2004, 09:52 PM
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haha, i knew it was her all along
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Aug 4 2004, 09:59 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
LMAO!!! this is funny yet at the same time, it sounds like somethihng that would seriously happen
 dont they have caller id at the hospital?
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Aug 5 2004, 12:15 AM
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HEHE this lady is smart =D
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Aug 5 2004, 04:45 PM
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haha! thats so cool! lol..very funny...
100TH POST!!! WHOO- HOO!! 
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Aug 6 2004, 09:52 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LOL, i'm gonna do that when i end up in a hospital sumday
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Aug 6 2004, 10:12 PM
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wow lol
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