Juhi's journey, ignore the title Options

[emberfly]

All of the paragraph indents and hard returns messed up when I copied this from Wordpad, but whatever :P I'm turning this in tomorrow for creative writing.


Juhi woke up early one morning to the sight of the sun rising over the hills behind her home in India. Today was the day she was to visit her parents out in the rural, western area of India.
Juhi was twenty-two years old and was living in the city, going to school to become a veterinarian. She loved animals and believed that humans could learn many important lessons from them. Juhi had a pet monkey that taught her daily that monkeys become quite enraged when one forgets to feed them. She also had a pet bull whom she also forgot to feed everyday. Juhi wasn’t the best with animals, but she loved them nonetheless. Luckily for her, most of the people in her town felt the same way and kept many animals as pets.
Juhi hurried out of bed, for she did not want to be late for her morning prayer. She hurried outside behind her house to a small building with mats on the floor and many statues of various gods. She prayed for her parents and hoped that she would arrive to them safely and on time.
After praying, Juhi arose from the ground and skipped merrily into her house. She wasted no time, for she was to leave in an hour if she was to make it to her parents’ house by sunset. She bathed, ate breakfast, put on her most beautiful sari, and slid her feet into some worn-out faux leather sandals. She braided her flowing black hair into one long, thick braid and tied the end with a thin strip of rag. All of this took her only 35 minutes. She then went into her living area to find her bull Sanua lying on the ground dead.
“Goodness!” she shrieked. “I thought you would at least last another month or two!” She was a bit perturbed. She dragged the bull corpse outside and heaved it into a nearby ditch.
“Oh, wait!” She shouted to herself. She sprinted back to the bull and pulled the blanket off of his malnutritioned body. “There we go!” She said, relieved. She skipped merrily into her house and threw the blanket on the ground where Sanua had been lying. She took a step back and ran full force across the room and jumped out the window, for this was the quickest way to get to her neighbor’s backyard. That was just to the west of hers. There in her neighbor’s backyard was her neighbor’s horse pin. She easily opened the unlocked the door to the horse pin and climbed up onto the horse.
She decided she would just take that horse to her parents’ house instead. She commanded the horse to go, and almost instantly the horse was on the street galloping down the road. Juhi casually looked behind her as if all was good, but what she saw made her almost fall off of her neighbor’s horse! Five police cars were parked in front of her house examining the dead bull Sanua. Apparently Juhi’s stuck-up, nosy neighbor Shanou had called them. Though Juhi didn’t care much, it was a serious offense to throw dead cattle in ditches along the road because it made them flood when it rained. She signaled the horse to speed up, but it seemed quite weak under the weight of Juhi’s not-so-in-shape, 400-pound belly. The horse slowly came to a halt by the side of the road and toppled over into the ditch, for it, too, was dead. Juhi knew the cops wouldn’t suspect her for the horse, so she took her time and tried to hitchhike with an elderly man driving a cart.
She politely asked, “Will you remove yourself from this cart, please?” The man looked at her with his jaw completely dropped to the ground. He was bewildered. Juhi, being her impatient self, became enraged at the rudeness of the old man’s not answering her. She took a step back and ran full force toward the cart and flew through the air and dropkicked the old man, knocking him onto the ground, where he landed, breaking his neck. “Hah!” Juhi shouted. “That’ll teach you some manners!” Juhi, since there were two horses pulling the cart, knew that they were reliable and wouldn’t croak on her. She signaled for them to go, and they began a slow galloping at about 5mph., give or take. This enraged Juhi, for she was already behind schedule.
“Go faster, you insolent beasts!” She demanded. The horses failed to speed up. Juhi began taking items out of the cart and throwing them at the horses. “Hah!” She called. “How do you like them apples?!” Little did she know, she was throwing five-pound sacks of apples at them. The horses began gradually speeding up as the weight slowly was removed from the cart. Juhi noticed the progress she was making and sat back down to relax, coasting at around 30 mph. She casually glanced back to see what was happening behind her. “Oh, no!” She freaked. There behind her were the five police cars. She saw one policeman lean out the window with a megaphone.
“Pull the vehicle over!” He chanted. “Pull the vehicle over!!” Juhi reached into the back of the cart and snatched more sacks of apples. She heaved the bags on the road behind her, in hope that it would flip the cars. Sure enough, the cars began soaring through the air and crashing into nearby buildings. Juhi’s plan had worked. There was only one police car left. Juhi threw all of the sacks out one after the other, but the police car weaved and dodged every one.
“Rats!” Juhi cried. She had no ideas left. When the cop looked the other way, Juhi jumped off of the cart and landed right in the ditch on top of a dying goat. It certainly wasn’t dying anymore after Juhi’s fat rolls body-slammed it. “I think I’m safe here!” Juhi thought out loud. She heard the police car zoom by, and slowly raised her head and looked up. The coast was clear! Luckily for Juhi, she managed to land in the ditch right across from her parents’ house. She was two hours ahead of schedule, so she decided to lay her head down and take a well-deserved slumber with her deceased goat companion.


The end!

yes, it's poorly written and retarded, but sadly, this is A+ material for that class.

[karmakiller]

yes, it's poorly written and retarded, but sadly, this is A+ material for that class.

Way to push yourself! haha

[emberfly]

I don't see a point in pushing yourself when you can do nothing and get a perfect grade for it.

[mipadi]

I don't see a point in pushing yourself when you can do nothing and get a perfect grade for it.

Personal pride?

[saintsaens]

Personal pride?

[emberfly]

that's a sin :O

[saintsaens]

Actually, not really.

[emberfly]

IT'S A SEVEN DEADLY SIN. GO READ, FOO.

[mipadi]

IT'S A SEVEN DEADLY SIN. GO READ, FOO.

It's not a sin to take pride in one's work; "pride", in terms of the seven deadly sins, is more akin to narcissism, or vanity.

[Maccabee]

Seriously. I care more about me doing the best I can, than my grade.
I just try to be better than everyone else. Which I would say is a good thing.

[saintsaens]

IT'S A SEVEN DEADLY SIN. GO READ, FOO.

First off, you'll need to know that I'm a reformed Christian. We don't teach the seven deadly sins; but the Catholics do.

Second off, what do you want me to read? I highly doubt you've read the Dante's allegory of the Divine Comedy.

Maybe you just watched Se7en and are just pretending to know what the f*ck you're talking about.

But on a serious note, you should tone it down with your pride. You're actually not as intelligent as you think. Nowhere near it, to be honest.