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A joke., <3
Archana
post Jul 9 2004, 08:21 PM
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My second joke. Yeah. this may sound immature, but it got me cracked up. I could even say it to my friend. Okay.

There was an Angel. She lived in heaven. (well, duh) she was cleaning her room and she decided to throw out some things that dont belong. Accidentally, she threw out three things down to earth. She threw down a fork, a knife, and a bomb. (I dont know how it got there. but. Yeah) Then, she went back to earth to see if everything was okay. As she was walking, she saw a little girl crying. "Why are you crying?", she asked. "A fork fell down and callled my kitty!!!" the girl replied. She walked away sobbing.The angel felt very bad. Oh well.So she keeps walking and she sees a boy crying. "Whats the matter?", she asked politely. "A kinfe fell from the sky and killed my doggie!!!". the angel was heartbroken now. Then she kept walking along, and she saw a boy laughing hysterically. "Why are you laughing?", she asked. And the boy replied, "I farted and my house blew up".

Immature? Yes. Funny, to me.
 

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