what religion is your bra?--, --and bra sizes Options

[*AngelicEyz00*]

What Religion is Your Bra?>
>A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to
>the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife."
>
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>"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
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>"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
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>"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
>shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of
>this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
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>Relieved, the man asked about the types.
>
>The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
>Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
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>Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
>The
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>Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
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>The Catholic type supports the masses.
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>The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
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>The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
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>and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
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>Bra Sizes>
>Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
>used to define bra sizes?
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>If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
>for, it is about time you became informed!
>
>{A} Almost Boobs...
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>{B} Barely there.
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>{C} Can't Complain!
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>{D} Dang!
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>{DD} Double dang!
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>{E} Enormous!
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>{F} Fake.
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>{G} Get a Reduction.
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>{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up