I dropped my phone in a bowl of Cup-of-Noodle., anyone have any tips/tricks to save water-damaged phones? Options

[fredatemespleen]

Yea, so I dropped my phone in my bowl of cup-of-noodle.
or, rather, my brother threw my phone at me, which landed in the bowl, but whatever.
so now, my brother is sitting here watching me, laughing his ass off, while eating the cup-of-noodle that my phone fell in while I'm almost crying cause i know theres no way my parents are buying me a new phone.(even though ive had this same one for almost two years now)
the little water-damaged thingy is almost all red, but it still turns on and everything.
I can pretty much do everything with it.
Except send/recieve calls and texts or anything.
so yea, anybody know any way to possibly save my phone?

oh yea, and according to my phone, it is January 1, 1989 and it is 12:02 a.m.