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KryMeARiver
post Jul 28 2008, 03:28 PM
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QUOTE(evamariesays @ Jul 28 2008, 12:31 AM) *
Why does my a-hole burn when I take a shit? No anal.


Check the toilet seat for tabasco.

QUOTE(coconutter @ Jul 28 2008, 12:47 AM) *
When will the world end?


When I get off my lazy ass and decide to end it.

QUOTE(pandamonium @ Jul 28 2008, 01:23 AM) *
maybe its because you have "no anal"?

sorry i couldnt resist, she set it up herself.
who do you think in cb is attractive. use real people.


Myself, for one.

QUOTE(fire @ Jul 28 2008, 06:53 AM) *
What is that burning sensation?


The friction caused by me doing your mom in the butt

OH SNAP BURN

QUOTE(banhbao @ Jul 28 2008, 01:41 PM) *
How loose is your mother's vagina?


Dunno, haven't been in there for more than a couple of decades now.
 
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post Jul 28 2008, 03:30 PM
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QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jul 28 2008, 01:28 PM) *
Dunno, haven't been in there for more than a couple of decades now.
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what are you getting me for my birthday?
 
KryMeARiver
post Jul 28 2008, 08:13 PM
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What is it that 14 year old girls like these days? Ponies? Pink bicycles?
 
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post Jul 28 2008, 08:15 PM
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post Jul 28 2008, 08:29 PM
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How about a pony?
 
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post Jul 28 2008, 08:31 PM
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Why does the air from my fan blow behind it instead of in front of it?
 
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post Jul 28 2008, 09:43 PM
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Why did Heath Ledger have to die? *sniffle*.
 
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post Jul 28 2008, 09:48 PM
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where the hell do you get all the answers?
 
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post Jul 28 2008, 10:00 PM
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WHO ARE MY REAL PARENTS?
 
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post Jul 28 2008, 10:03 PM
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QUOTE(XTC @ Jul 28 2008, 08:00 PM) *
WHO ARE MY REAL PARENTS?

CJ, I AM YOUR FATHER.
 
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post Jul 28 2008, 10:03 PM
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If your best friend went out with your ex girl would you still drank wit your boy?
 
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post Jul 28 2008, 10:05 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Jul 28 2008, 10:03 PM) *
CJ, I AM YOUR FATHER.

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post Jul 29 2008, 12:26 AM
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QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jul 25 2008, 04:10 PM) *
the great kryo is wise beyond his years and will answer your queries on a first come, first served basis, unless your question is retarded

ask away

hOW do u make thosereally detailed myspace pages
 
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post Jul 29 2008, 12:34 AM
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WHAT DOES A VAGINA LOOK LIKE, IN ASCII ART FORM?
 
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post Jul 29 2008, 12:47 AM
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post Jul 29 2008, 12:59 AM
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What are your dream, future, and expectations? At the same time, what are your fears that could possibly hold you back, kyro? mellow.gif

I'm afraid of living a boring life after college. i don't think i want to last 50 more years while ... working, paying the bills, work again, meet people, stressing out ...

I'm also worry about living between financial and happiness.
 
KryMeARiver
post Jul 29 2008, 05:44 AM
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QUOTE(coconutter @ Jul 28 2008, 09:31 PM) *
Why does the air from my fan blow behind it instead of in front of it?


Check the area near your fan for a pair of orange and blue portals.

QUOTE(TheExoticPeachFairy @ Jul 28 2008, 10:43 PM) *
Why did Heath Ledger have to die? *sniffle*.


He suppressed his Aussie accent too long. Can't keep the kangaroo in for too long.

QUOTE(Katalyzt @ Jul 28 2008, 10:48 PM) *
where the hell do you get all the answers?


Life experiences, watching people sleep in their beds from nearby rooftops, and/or wikipedia.

QUOTE(XTC @ Jul 28 2008, 11:00 PM) *
WHO ARE MY REAL PARENTS?


Uncertain, but signs point to a turkey baster and Ellen Degeneres.

QUOTE(BanDaSnowman @ Jul 28 2008, 11:03 PM) *
If your best friend went out with your ex girl would you still drank wit your boy?


Only if they had those little drank umbrellas.

QUOTE(allmylife78 @ Jul 29 2008, 01:26 AM) *
hOW do u make thosereally detailed myspace pages


Copy+Paste

QUOTE(XTC @ Jul 29 2008, 01:34 AM) *
WHAT DOES A VAGINA LOOK LIKE, IN ASCII ART FORM?


(vvvvvv)
(^^^^)

According to this movie.
 
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post Jul 29 2008, 05:51 AM
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WHY ARE YOU AWAKE AT 5:51 AM?
 
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post Jul 29 2008, 05:57 AM
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lol@ portal.


i like that game ;o
 
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post Jul 29 2008, 07:02 AM
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Where do I do my doctorate in Horribbleness?
 
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post Jul 29 2008, 07:57 AM
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Why are my thighs sexy?
 
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post Jul 29 2008, 08:53 AM
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post Jul 29 2008, 11:34 AM
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What is the formula for a pressure of a black hole with a duck in it?
 
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post Jul 29 2008, 12:18 PM
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Why does Prince type the way he does? huh.gif .
 
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post Jul 29 2008, 12:19 PM
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CUZ hee fukenn PRINCE...

princc gittaa duu w/e

UH HUH... dat ritee... GTFO moii facee... stubborn.gif stubborn.gif
 
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