ask me shit Options

[KryMeARiver]

JAMES HETFIELD:





HE'S MOTHERf**kING SABRETOOTH.
rharhahgh
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

Bear is driving.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Your science teacher never told you this, but they have a midget at Elmer's glue factory that licks the inside of every bottle of glue.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/248285.html
WHAT DID THEY DO TO PIKACHU?

Bent pikachu is sacrificed to satan.

Why couldn't you figure out that my fan in fact, isn't broken, but the batteries were put in backwards, therefore making it blow backwards?!

Like the old maxim goes: "Never attribute to malice what can easily be attribute to portals."

ask you shit, okay.
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Malformed query.

Circuit racing relies on a car's engine to perform at a consistent level. Over time, engines feel their wear and tear, especially if it is super/turbo charged. Is it better to race with a naturally aspirated engine?

Better than using your legs.

What number 1 - 10 am i thinking of?

-9

There is an indian standing at a fork in the river. One side leads to the truthful tribe that will not kill you, and the other side leads to the lying tribe who will kill you. You do not know which indian this tribe is from, and you are allowed to ask him one question in order to get to the right destination (the honest tribe). What do you ask him?

You poke the little red dot on their foreheads, which activates their self destruct feature, then you laugh.