for all you guys, who just dont understand Options

[hungrymungry]

Girlspeak To English Dictionary

She says　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　English
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We need　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　I want

It's your decision　　　　　　　　　　　　　　The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want　　　　　　　　　　　　　　You'll pay for this later

We need to talk　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　I need to complain

Sure...go ahead　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　I don't want you to.

I'm not upset　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Of course I'm upset, you moron.

You're...so manly　　　　　　　　　　　　　　You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight.　　　　　　　Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional!　　　　　　　　　　　　　　I have PMS.
And I am NOT overreacting!

Be romantic, turn out the lights.　　　　　　　I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient.　　　　　　　I want a new house.

I want new curtains　　　　　　　　　　　　　and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...

Hang the picture there　　　　　　　　　　　No, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me?　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me?　　　　　　　　　　I did something today you're really not going to like...

I'll be ready in a minute.　　　　　　　　　　　Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat?　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate.　　　　　　Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!?　　　　　　　　　　[Too late, your dead.]

Yes　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　No

No　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　No

Maybe　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　No

I'm sorry.　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe?　　　　　　　　　　It's easy to fix, so you'd better get get used to it.

I'm not yelling!　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.



In answer to the question "What's wrong?"


The same old thing.　　　　　　　　　　　　Nothing.

Nothing.　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Everything.

Everything.　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　My PMS is acting up.

Nothing, really.　　　　　　　　　　　　　　It's just that you're such a JERK.

I don't want to talk about it.　　　　　　　　　Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.





im sorry i suck at this omg so zigzaggy

i dont know if this was already posted or if its in the wrong place

sorry : | ..

im a girl but this was funny haha, some are true some are mean

anyways girls rule w00t