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![]() You have no idea. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 219 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 586,524 ![]() |
... had one of those moments where you're across the room from someone and the person next to the person you're trying to communicate with thinks you're talking to them instead of the person you're actually trying to talk to. That's happen to me plenty of times.
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![]() Vae Victis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 ![]() |
Yeah, that's very annoying. I always make sure to be clear about who I'm addressing, now. Yesterday in the school library, it was pretty packed, but I didn't have any problems turning to my friend sitting next to me and saying, "SO JIMMY. I HEARD YOU HAD DIARRHEA OVER THE WEEKEND?"
He turned beet red and meekly said, "Uh, I had an upset stomach, yes." "YEAH, CRIPPLING DIARRHEA. HEARD YOU HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. IT WAS A COMPLETE DIARRHEA STORM." Despite the fact that everybody in the library was hearing the conversation, nobody was confused about whether I was talking to them or not, so it's really just a matter of ascertaining the recipient. It could have been bad because the girl that he liked was sitting next to him, and it would have been embarrassing for him if she had thought I was talking to her. |
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![]() You have no idea. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 219 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 586,524 ![]() |
Yeah, that's very annoying. I always make sure to be clear about who I'm addressing, now. Yesterday in the school library, it was pretty packed, but I didn't have any problems turning to my friend sitting next to me and saying, "SO JIMMY. I HEARD YOU HAD DIARRHEA OVER THE WEEKEND?" Haha wow. That's pretty embarassing. He turned beet red and meekly said, "Uh, I had an upset stomach, yes." "YEAH, CRIPPLING DIARRHEA. HEARD YOU HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. IT WAS A COMPLETE DIARRHEA STORM." Despite the fact that everybody in the library was hearing the conversation, nobody was confused about whether I was talking to them or not, so it's really just a matter of ascertaining the recipient. It could have been bad because the girl that he liked was sitting next to him. Imagine how embarrassing it would have been for him if she had thought I was talking to her! ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 ![]() |
Yeah, that's very annoying. I always make sure to be clear about who I'm addressing, now. Yesterday in the school library, it was pretty packed, but I didn't have any problems turning to my friend sitting next to me and saying, "SO JIMMY. I HEARD YOU HAD DIARRHEA OVER THE WEEKEND?" He turned beet red and meekly said, "Uh, I had an upset stomach, yes." "YEAH, CRIPPLING DIARRHEA. HEARD YOU HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. IT WAS A COMPLETE DIARRHEA STORM." Despite the fact that everybody in the library was hearing the conversation, nobody was confused about whether I was talking to them or not, so it's really just a matter of ascertaining the recipient. It could have been bad because the girl that he liked was sitting next to him, and it would have been embarrassing for him if she had thought I was talking to her. Your posts are always the best. xD |
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![]() asdfghjkl; ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,121 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 ![]() |
^that story is funny.
well mine, i was nodding my head up to my friend across the room. [you know the head bob? like you bob your head up, meaning "hey"] lmfao. haha. but i kinda glanced at his friend and he though i was nodding to him. &he gave me that wtf who are you? kind of face. lmfao. haha. |
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![]() You have no idea. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 219 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 586,524 ![]() |
^that story is funny. Hahaha, that seriously made me laugh. I hope I didn't wake up my parents. Anywho, wow. Reminds me of the time when I tried to get your attention during that one volleyball game at my school and I think you thought I was an idiot. well mine, i was nodding my head up to my friend across the room. [you know the head bob? like you bob your head up, meaning "hey"] lmfao. haha. but i kinda glanced at his friend and he though i was nodding to him. &he gave me that wtf who are you? kind of face. lmfao. haha. ![]() |
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![]() asdfghjkl; ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,121 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 ![]() |
Hahaha, that seriously made me laugh. I hope I didn't wake up my parents. Anywho, wow. Reminds me of the time when I tried to get your attention during that one volleyball game at my school and I think you thought I was an idiot. ![]() haha, i didnt notice it was you until later later later. lmfao. i was like, wtf is that? haha. i was like, am i hearing things? haha. then i saw you, &i was like oh sh*t its kaye. haha |
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![]() asdfghjkl; ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,121 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 ![]() |
^ohh, nice use of vocabulary[; lmfao
haha, that was funny. |
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Oh, you two know each other?
Anyways, it's happened to me more than a few times... but I can't really remember one specific moment atm. |
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![]() You have no idea. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 219 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 586,524 ![]() |
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![]() asdfghjkl; ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,121 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 ![]() |
^whats atm? sorry im not so familiar with this
'computer talk' haha. im lame[: |
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![]() asdfghjkl; ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,121 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 ![]() |
oh i see. haha
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![]() <3<3<3<3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,177 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,779 ![]() |
Happens all the time at my work @_@;
f**king customers. h8 u |
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#18
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loved someone so much you'd give an arm for. not the expression, no, literally give an arm for. When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you? And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you? What happens when you become the main source of her pain? "Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane "Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?" I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself Then turn right around in that song and tell her you love her And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby... And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back... I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing "You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?" Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying "You always say that, you always say this is the last time "But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine" She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it "Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!" Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket It's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'" I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror These f**kin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonight Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on And I'm singing... And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back... Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet I take a bow and thank you all for coming out They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing "Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding," But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden? "I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin' "You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad "And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad' "That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin "I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going" But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice "Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us" That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your name It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it Put it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop it The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin' It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister Almost as if to say.. And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back... |
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![]() poison ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 ![]() |
Ugh i hate that, or when i think they are talking to me and then i look like a complete fool infront of people.
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