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 Jul 15 2008, 09:40 PM
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Banned  Group: Banned Posts: 700 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 658,432  |
QUOTE 1. Passive moderators - this type of mod rarely posts on the board in question and will often lurk unseen in the shadows, hiding their online status, until such time as they need to wield their power despite being largely unknown to the community. 2. Vigilantes - actively cruise every thread, editing or deleting posts that are vaguely interesting or controversial, so as to maintain a general atmosphere of stagnation on the board. Most commonly found on specialist fora (e.g. car fora). 3. f**king hopeless - the most dangerous of all, showing precious little awareness of how to do their job. This incompetence often manifests itself in such forms as ensuring that new members are watchfully policed and ruthlessly suppressed by recourse to, amongst other things, the Law of the Post Count (see below). 4. Teh popular ones - These are the mods that were appointed to their positions either by sucking off the administrator or they have n00dz floating somewhere. These are usually 16 year old girls who you often wonder how they balance the life of being a myspace whore and a incompetent mod. Often they don't do anything except be really bitchy to n00bs and post their pictures in the Member's photos thread wanting to be dickfed attention. 5. The RL f****t - These are a rare breed of mod, but every once in a while, an admin takes a liking to these ladyboy traps and decides it's time for a promo. While "Teh popular ones" type of mod thinks she is in control, it's actually the "RL f****t" that proves the most dangerous (and also the most likely to be the resident "drama queen"). Expect them to get in nice and cozy with an admin, and secretly be their personal bitch. We don't want to imply who the real bitch is however, since generally it's the ladyboy that becomes the most "persuasive" when it comes to decision making. If you try to pwn them for their epic failures as a mod, they'll automatically show their faggotry by pulling the gay card. Beware of this, but it's still epic lulz. 6. **ULTRA RARE** The laid back mod - These are the few and proud moderators who were former trolls and decided to balance being a troll and being a good forum user and ended up somehow getting picked to be moderators.They usually don't jump into forum raids right away because a part of them would like to see the epic lulz in action.They usually don't care much about spam and stupid new members and its rare for them to get motivated to ban someone.The admins hate these type of mods and like to often find ways to replace them with more of the types described above. How would you divide the mods, past and present between the above categories? |
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Jul 15 2008, 09:59 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
I guess I was an ultra rare, kind of... too lazy to name others.
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Jul 15 2008, 10:14 PM
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 in the reverb chamber. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,022 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,308 |
QUOTE actively cruise every thread, editing or deleting posts that are vaguely interesting or controversial Wow, funny. |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:17 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
QUOTE(NoSex @ Jul 15 2008, 08:14 PM)  Wow, funny. How are you still on staff? |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:25 PM
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 Padfoot Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,084 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,413 |
Which category was I in? :\
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Jul 15 2008, 10:27 PM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(shadowfax @ Jul 15 2008, 10:25 PM) Which category was I in? :\ i don't think any of them accurately describe you. |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:31 PM
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Padfoot Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,084 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,413 |
HI JC. :D Where's Toya? :(
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Jul 15 2008, 10:33 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(shadowfax @ Jul 15 2008, 10:31 PM) HI JC. :D Where's Toya? :( hay mona. toya is everywhere but cb :( i talked to her a few hours ago though. she's busy with work and all that stuff. |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:40 PM
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in the reverb chamber. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,022 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,308 |
QUOTE(Spencer @ Jul 15 2008, 10:17 PM) How are you still on staff? I know people; it's a conspiracy of sorts. |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
Did you suck Jusun's dick or lick someone's clit?
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Jul 15 2008, 10:48 PM
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 Drank wit your boy Group: Official Member Posts: 1,711 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997 |
QUOTE(Spencer @ Jul 15 2008, 11:42 PM) Did you suck Jusun's dick or lick someone's clit?  Dayum this about to get serious. |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:49 PM
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in the reverb chamber. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,022 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,308 |
QUOTE(Spencer @ Jul 15 2008, 10:42 PM) Did you suck Jusun's dick or lick someone's clit? Conspiracy wasn't a euphemism. |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:51 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(BanDaSnowman @ Jul 15 2008, 10:48 PM) Dayum this about to get serious.   
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Jul 15 2008, 10:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
QUOTE(NoSex @ Jul 15 2008, 08:49 PM) Conspiracy wasn't a euphemism. Blah blah blahQUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Jul 15 2008, 08:51 PM) wtf do have a long white nose |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:56 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
don't ask me, ask melissa
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Jul 15 2008, 11:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
LMFAO
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Jul 15 2008, 11:18 PM
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 Miss DIY Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,251 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,294 |
The Elba avatar is brilliant. IMO we need more mods like Nate.
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Jul 15 2008, 11:25 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(MichelleYue @ Jul 15 2008, 09:18 PM) The Elba avatar is brilliant. IMO we need more mods like Nate. Are you suggesting that James should be like Nate? If so, yea you're right. That way we the lounge would be fun.  QUOTE(Spencer @ Jul 15 2008, 08:56 PM) Blah blah blah AHAHHAHA BLABLA! 
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Jul 15 2008, 11:26 PM
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Miss DIY Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,251 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,294 |
QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Jul 15 2008, 11:25 PM) Are you suggesting that James should be like Nate? If so, yea you're right. That way we the lounge would be fun. AHAHHAHA BLABLA! no, I'm suggesting that all the mods should stop modding! yay! no laws! |
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Jul 15 2008, 11:29 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
QUOTE(MichelleYue @ Jul 15 2008, 09:18 PM) The Elba avatar is brilliant. IMO we need more mods like Nate. Elba avatar... where?  And actually, you're right. James should be more like Nate.
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Jul 15 2008, 11:31 PM
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durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(MichelleYue @ Jul 15 2008, 09:26 PM) no, I'm suggesting that all the mods should stop modding! yay! no laws! EXACTLY. >=] Oh man, I feel like when I'm walking down an unknown street, the Elbamobile's going to come by and Elba's going to kidnap me and throw me in the back of her trunk. SHE WOULD DO IT!   I used to be a laid back mod. Then I faded into the abyss. /emo |
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Jul 15 2008, 11:33 PM
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in the reverb chamber. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,022 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,308 |
If I had a whip I would crack it.
It would be both forceful and erotic. |
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Jul 15 2008, 11:34 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
Elbamobile to the rescue! Damn, I look fattttttttttttt. Hey look, we all used to be COOL mods. |
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Jul 15 2008, 11:46 PM
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durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
But at least Kathleen and I got to be admins
 Oh man, good times!
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Jul 15 2008, 11:47 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
Psh, so did Trish... HAHAA
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