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 Jul 17 2008, 11:25 PM
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 You have no idea.  Group: Member Posts: 219 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 586,524  |
So my sister's baking some cookies and decided to pre-heat the oven. What she didn't know is that there was a bunch of stuff in there (like glass). So a couple of minutes ago, you hear the oven and the glass was like, cracked. Just wanted to share with you. My mom's kinda mad. The funny part is that my sister's been coming to me saying 'I'm a tard' and she's worried as hell. I wonder how she'll survive in college next month.
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Jul 17 2008, 11:28 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
There is a fine line between funny and f**king retarded.
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Jul 17 2008, 11:29 PM
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You have no idea. Group: Member Posts: 219 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 586,524 |
QUOTE(XTC @ Jul 17 2008, 09:28 PM)  There is a fine line between funny and f**king retarded. If they had a f**cking retarded topic, I'd post this there. Mhm. |
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Jul 18 2008, 12:02 AM
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 asdfghjkl; Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,121 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 |
^haha nice one kaye's sister. ouch, that must suck.
well, she could use the excuse that someone left glass in the oven...? haha |
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Jul 18 2008, 12:03 AM
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QUOTE(Persnickety @ Jul 17 2008, 11:29 PM) If they had a f**cking retarded topic, I'd post this there. Mhm. You fed the troll. |
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Jul 18 2008, 12:04 AM
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QUOTE(nikx618 @ Jul 17 2008, 10:02 PM) ^haha nice one kaye's sister. ouch, that must suck. haha well, my mom usually stores that stuff in there. and she was supposed to take it out, but she 'thought' there wasn't anything in there. gah.well, she could use the excuse that someone left glass in the oven...? haha |
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Jul 18 2008, 12:08 AM
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asdfghjkl; Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,121 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 |
QUOTE(XTC @ Jul 17 2008, 10:03 PM) You fed the troll. i havent heard that one before[x QUOTE haha well, my mom usually stores that stuff in there. and she was supposed to take it out, but she 'thought' there wasn't anything in there. gah. ohh, ahha. i would be laughing if that was older brother. well, i guess you are, but id make it worse. lmfao |
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Jul 18 2008, 12:23 AM
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You have no idea. Group: Member Posts: 219 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 586,524 |
QUOTE(nikx618 @ Jul 17 2008, 10:08 PM) ohh, ahha. i would be laughing if that was older brother. Hahah, seriously, right? Well, I'm gonna log off.well, i guess you are, but id make it worse. lmfao |
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